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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 683 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
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why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.
rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
