Cleansing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toxin Tango: Brainwave Bash

Mice, pulsing pattern, tango, Cleansing, Norepinephrine

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder what your brain does while you sleep? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists showing you how your brain cleans itself like a boss! Picture this: your brainstem releasing norepinephrine every 50 seconds, making your blood vessels tighten and create a sick pulsing pattern. It’s like a party in your brain, dude!

And get this, that pulsating blood volume is driving the flow of brain fluid that’s kicking out all them toxins! It’s like a detox spa for your brain, all while you’re catching Z’s in Minecraft land. So come join us and let your brain get its cleanse on while you build epic creations and battle mobs like a pro. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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MexiCraftSisNoHelp

enema, School, MONEY, sibling, Diploma

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

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Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

spiritual practice, positive energy, space clearing, sage smudging, saging this board

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

hygiene, body wash, shower essentials, skincare, Shower Gel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

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BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

Cleansing, skin, Release, Bloodcraft, Difficult

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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AmethystCraft SMP

Vanilla, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AmethystCraft SMP Vanilla [1.20.2 Bedrock and Java]

AmethystCraft is a survival multiplayer server with a friendly community and active staff. We are a Minecraft Server that aims to connect players from all platforms while also providing a peaceful, enjoyable, and inclusive community for everyone to join. We prioritize quality over quantity and strive to maintain a drama-free and non-toxic environment. Would you like to support us and have a great time by joining this growing community?

amethystcraftsmp.apexmc.co

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Skelly Cove

Survival, Vanilla, Economy, Cross-Play

Skelly Cove is a 1.19.4 semi-vanilla server that supports Java & Bedrock. We offer grief protection, shops, player warps, trading and many other commands like /craft, /anvil, etc just for simply voting! We have created custom items for people who vote and some OP tools, armor for folks who dare take on our custom bosses or just wish to donate a little to the server. We have a very helpful & friendly staff & pride ourselves on not having a ton of ridiculous rules which should make for a more enjoyable experience on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience what Skelly Cove has to offer for yourself today!

78.108.218.16:25466

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MindOfMC

Skyblock, Survival

WELCOME to MindOfMC. Do you ever play on a server and feel like its not been taken care of, or its just not the place for you. Well fear not, MindOfMC is now open for you! On MindOfMc you will find dedicated staff team and lots of nice players, you will find diffrent gamemodes for you to play so you dont get bored! You know what, why dont you join and see!

135.125.52.192:25634

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Hobania

Survival, Vanilla

Hobania is the soon to be city of the Hobanians aka The Hobanian Society. It resembles all those who feel too old or noob for gaming. Join us if you just want to have fun playing the game you love.

hobania-mc.mitmotion.co.za:25583

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VqnityPE

PvP, PvE, Economy, Prison, Cross-Play

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vqnity.net

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