Cleanout Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft Cleanout – GTFO stepsis

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, busy, Cleanout, Closure, Communication, compassion, DadCraft, deceased father, emotions, family, Frustration, Grief, GRIEVING, gtfo, Loss, Packing, personal space, relationship, stepsis, stepsister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and zero step-sisters trying to “help” you pack up your dad’s apartment.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1963	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

CraftyCrushSignals

body language signs, concealed feelings, covert interest, CraftyCrushSignals, hidden affection, Hidden feelings, hidden signals, masked emotions, nonverbal cues, secret crush, shy crush, signs he doesn’t show it, signs he likes you, signs of attraction, silent admiration, subtle gestures, subtle hints, suppressed feelings, unexpressed love, unspoken emotions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	6942
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

Commute, Commuting time, compensation, Crafty, employee benefits, employers, employment regulations, Flexible work policies, labor laws, Legal mandate, Paid work hours, Pay, productivity, Remote employees, remote job opportunities, remote work, remote work benefits, Remote work trends, telecommuting, Time, Time management, Work arrangements, work-life balance, workplace policies

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Towns Built:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	354
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Animals Bred:	191
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1065
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7664	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2781
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	99
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	6524
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!