Cleanliness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoDogNoStayMC

Decision making, Allergies, Boundaries, Communication, pet allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your comfort over everything else – even family!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with pesky pug hair everywhere and want a space where your allergies can finally take a break. Our server is so clean, not even a single block is out of place.

We understand the struggle of having to lint roll after every dog visit, so we’ve created a dog-free zone where you can game in peace without worrying about sneezing your way through the day.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their furry friends invade your space – join our server and game on without the drama. Plus, who needs family when you have a whole community of like-minded players to hang out with? So come on in and leave the pug hair at the door!

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Chop Board Chaos

workers’ hands, chopping boards, hygiene training, cross-contamination, health code violations

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

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FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

house cleanliness, cleanliness, white people culture, shoes off, house rules

Looking for a Minecraft server where shoes are strictly forbidden? Look no further! Our server is a shoe-free zone, just like this person’s house on their daughter’s first birthday. We take cleanliness very seriously, just like this person who kicked out their in-laws for wearing dirty shoes inside.

Join our server for a germ-free, shoeless gaming experience. Who needs shoes when you can wear virtual spa slippers while you build your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise not to kick you out for breaking the no-shoe rule – unless you bring in some seriously dirty shoes like those in-laws did.

So come on over and leave your shoes at the door – or risk getting the boot like those unfortunate party guests. It’s a cultural norm, it’s a cleanliness standard, it’s a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and step into a shoeless paradise!

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MomLifeCraft Server

intervention, cleanliness, friendship, Dysfunction, Struggles

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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NoBrotherNoHomeMC

living together, home environment, college students, Communication, personal standards

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

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NailBiters Minecraft Server

Confrontation, Server, inconsiderate behavior, Assertiveness, Minecraft

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

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RedstoneLadiesOnly

hygiene, bathroom, discrimination, menstrual cup, cleanliness

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

toilet water, SIZE, fingers in water, Server, Minecraft

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

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HoarderVomitCraft

overwhelming mess, cluttered spaces, hoarding disorder, hoarder’s lifestyle, hoarder’s home

Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.

But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!

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MineCraftyFresh

hygiene practices, MineCraftyFresh, bathing habits, shower schedule, showering routine

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

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