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  • PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

    PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet
    So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BoyfriendBunkingBlues

    BoyfriendBunkingBlues
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with someone who leaves a mess everywhere! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean sheets, tidy rooms, and no more stained mattresses!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of feeling like they’re living with a child instead of a grown man. Say goodbye to constantly bleaching your mattress and hello to a world where cleanliness is key!

    Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone showers before bed and respects each other’s space. Who knew Minecraft could teach us valuable life lessons about adulting and cleanliness? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and say goodbye to the mess!

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  • CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

    CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

    And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

    RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

    Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

    So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BathroomBlocker3000

    BathroomBlocker3000
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

    Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

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  • ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

    ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

    Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

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  • CleanCraft City

    CleanCraft City
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword? Look no further than our server! We keep our virtual city so spotless, even the creepers wear hazmat suits to avoid getting dirty. Join us and experience the squeaky clean streets, where even the pigs take baths in lava to stay fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the cleanest city in the virtual world – just watch out for the soap monsters!

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  • JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

    JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

    Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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  • MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

    MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

    Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

    With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

    Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

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  • NephewBoundariesCraft

    NephewBoundariesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival! Just like in real life, you’ll need to protect your territory from unwanted guests and potential dog bites.

    Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!

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