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  • HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

    HygieneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a stinky sibling who hasn’t showered in weeks? Do you dread the thought of friends coming over and being assaulted by the smell of dirty socks and unwashed bodies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, cleanliness is next to godliness!

    Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?

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  • Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

    Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

    So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

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  • GreasePantsNoRide

    GreasePantsNoRide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

    So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

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  • SisLiarExposed – RuleBreakerRealm

    SisLiarExposed – RuleBreakerRealm
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

    Imagine this: you’re a hardworking player just trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Suddenly, your sister and her family move in with you, promising to pay rent and help out around the house. But wait, there’s a twist – they start causing chaos, leaving messes everywhere, eating all your food, and racking up your electric bill to insane amounts.

    But fear not, because you have the power to kick them out and expose their shenanigans to the world! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with family drama, betrayal, and epic comebacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now for the ultimate rollercoaster ride of emotions and blocky adventures!

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  • KickCraft: Family Edition

    KickCraft: Family Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pee on the bathroom floor! Unlike some people’s relatives, our players know how to aim and keep things clean.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.

    And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.

    So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!

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  • CraftyBootyCleanse

    CraftyBootyCleanse
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

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  • ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server

    ChocolateStarfishCleaner Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.

    Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

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  • SqueakyCleanCraft

    SqueakyCleanCraft
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the automatic sinks run for 20 seconds straight! like, you can wash your hands FOREVER without them shutting off on you. join this server and never worry about dirty hands again. plus, rumor has it that if you wash your hands for a full minute on this server, you unlock a secret level where you can battle evil soap monsters. are you brave enough to take on the soap monsters? come join us and find out!

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  • ToiletToucheCraft

    ToiletToucheCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

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  • FireplaceFungiFree

    FireplaceFungiFree
    yo, u ever thot bout joinin a minecraft server where the fireplaces are LITerally on fire? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got fireplaces burnin 24/7, keepin all dem bacteria away cuz u kno, fire kills germs or sumthin like dat.

    not only dat, but we got a secret underground lava parkour course where u gotta jump from one lava pit to anotha without burnin ur blocky butt off. it’s like da olympics but way more dangerous and way more fun!

    oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that u can ride around da server? yea, u heard me right. u can fly on a freakin dragon and rain down fire on all dem noobs tryna mess with u. it’s like game of thrones but without all da drama and way more blocky.

    so, if u wanna join a server where fireplaces are da cleanest spot in da house and dragons are ur trusty steeds, den come on over and join us. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz we got plenty of fire to go around!

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