Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.
So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!
SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦
rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚♂️
we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌
so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
Forget about real-life drama like catching your fiancee off guard with your chicken shenanigans – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a chicken coop or a chicken-themed castle! So come join us and let your chicken-eating flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a bucket of fried chicken and a Minecraft server to call home?
But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.
So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?
Join us and leave behind the emotional baggage of your acquaintance who can’t seem to stop complaining about his wife, job, and kids. We promise, on our server, there will be no emotional vampires draining your energy with their constant negativity.
Our community is all about positivity and having a good time. So why not join us and leave behind the unnecessary drama of people who can’t seem to take responsibility for their own emotions? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the added stress of toxic acquaintances trying to bring you down. Let’s leave the negativity behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in the world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. Or how about participating in a building competition where the only materials allowed are blocks of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled Enderman who will steal your blocks if you don’t leave offerings of pumpkin pie at his shrine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your virtual life!
Join us for the chance to search for the most important information in the future, like the winning lottery numbers, the cure for all diseases, or even where to find the best pizza in 2124! Who needs a DeLorean when you have our Minecraft server?
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to search the future in Minecraft form. Join now and start your time-traveling adventure!
once, dis dude named Steve joined our server and he found a magic sword dat could shoot fireballs out its hilt. he used it to defeat a giant zombie pigman dat was terrorizin da land. now he’s a legend in our server, all da villagers sing songs about him and his fiery sword.
if u join our server, u gonna have da time of ur life, buildin epic castles, fightin off creepers, and makin friends with llamas dat can talk! come join us and be a part of da most EPIC adventure u ever had in Minecraft!
| Welcome to Infinity Isles! |
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| https://discord.gg/infinityisles |
| Who Are We? |
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| Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun while keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k! |
| What makes us stand out? |
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| • SEMI VANILLA: Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life improvements and plugins. • WHITELISTED: Only the best players join our community. • SERVER LOCATION: East US coast for good connection. • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shopping district. • EVENTS: Bi-weekly events and shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt. • RESOURCE WORLDS: Special portals for gathering materials. • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair donation perks. • STAFF: Friendly and helpful team. • DISCORD: Active community on Discord. |
| Join us today! Apply in our Discord: |
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| https://discord.gg/infinityisles |
A: You can apply to join Infinity Isles by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.
A: Infinity Isles is a whitelisted server for players who are 18 years and older.
A: Yes, there are donation perks available, but they are strictly non-pay-to-win to ensure a fair experience for all players.
A: Infinity Isles hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, along with other off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt.
A: Infinity Isles is hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players around the world.
A: Yes, there are special portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for gathering materials without disrupting the main worlds.
Join us if you want to prove that you have what it takes to beat every video game known to man with just a pic of a cute kitten as your sidekick. That’s right, our server is so epic that you’ll be able to conquer games like Dark Souls, Fortnite, and even Cooking Mama using nothing but the power of your imagination and a pixelated feline friend.
So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that you are the ultimate gaming champion, all thanks to a little kitty cat and a whole lot of determination. Who needs fancy graphics and high-tech equipment when you have the power of friendship and pure, unadulterated awesomeness on your side? Join now and let the epic gaming adventures begin!
Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.
Need resources? We’ve got ’em! Just don’t ask where they came from, some say a herd of sheep sacrificed themselves to the Minecraft gods for our benefit. And if you’re looking for a Free Company, ours is the best – we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the entire server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.
Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.
Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.
Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!