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  • RoommateRageCraft

    RoommateRageCraft
    🤣🚗 Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of driving a car that has been used to transport hundreds of ferrets! 🦡💨

    🤑 Our low-priced cars come with the unique scent of ferrets, making every drive an unforgettable experience. Who needs air fresheners when you have the natural aroma of furry friends? 🌬️🚙

    😂 Don’t worry, there’s no actual mess inside the car – just the lingering essence of ferrets. It’s like driving through a petting zoo, but without the actual animals! 🐾🚗

    🤷‍♀️ So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your ferret-scented wheels to all your friends. It’s a deal you won’t find anywhere else! 🤣🚗 #FerretFrenzy #SmellTheAdventure

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  • Loot-n-Scoot Eatery

    Loot-n-Scoot Eatery
    this minecraft server is like a magical land where u can pick up and eat dropped food and no one will judge u cuz it shows ur cleaning habits are on point! join us if u wanna show off ur mad cleaning skills while munching on some virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that if u eat enough dropped food, u unlock a secret level where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and show off ur cleaning and eating skills like never before!

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  • FurniCraft Minecraft Server

    FurniCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the household taxi service, shopper, gardener, and money lender? Do you want to escape the smelly and dirty house that you have to clean all the time? Join our Minecraft server and leave your lazy roommates behind!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone mooching off of you. No more arguing over who should replace the sofa or clean the kitchen – it’s all up to you! Plus, you can meet new friends who won’t rely on you for everything.

    So say goodbye to your freeloading roommates and hello to a world where you can finally have your own space. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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  • FlyPoopPatrol

    FlyPoopPatrol
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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  • SneakerScrubKitchenSink

    SneakerScrubKitchenSink
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.

    So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!

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  • TrashCraft: The Aftermath

    TrashCraft: The Aftermath
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

    SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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  • Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

    Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women
    come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

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  • BoogerCraft: Legends Wipe & Build

    BoogerCraft: Legends Wipe & Build
    join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the art of booger wiping! 🤮

    imagine building a booger monument in the shape of a giant nose, or participating in our daily booger flicking contests! 💦

    rumor has it, if you find the legendary golden booger hidden somewhere in the server, you will be granted three wishes by the booger fairy! 🧚‍♂️

    we have booger-themed mini-games, booger crafting recipes, and even booger pets that follow you around and leave a trail of slime wherever they go! 🐌

    so come on down to our server and let’s get boogerific! 🤢💚🤮

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  • PizzaGreaseCraft

    PizzaGreaseCraft
    hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

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  • SkinCraftedMC

    SkinCraftedMC
    join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.

    plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.

    also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.

    so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

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