Cleanliness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

Server, toothbrush storage tips, bathroom tips, toothbrush drawer, cleanliness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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CraftyCPSHoards

child protection services, mental health, child custody, sibling relationships, abusive relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!

Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.

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TowelTroubleCraft

kitchen habits, hot sauce, germs, kitchen towels, relationship boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

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No-Dog Shit GTA Land

cleanliness, Land, dog poop, GTA streets, Urban planning

Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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NoSneakyVisitors Minecraft Server

Respect, hot weather, Minecraft, overnight guests, Server

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful guests who leave your house a mess? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you never have to worry about wet bed linen in the washing machine or garbage left in the trash can without a bag. Our server is clean, fun, and full of surprises!

Just like the time my boyfriend’s brother’s friends came over for a weekend and left a trail of chaos in their wake. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unruly guests with just a click of a button. No more strangers sweating on your virtual couch or making you feel uncomfortable in your own virtual home.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. We promise a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

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ToiletTroubleBeachBound

household chores, Marital Problems, Beach Trip, toilet clog, Expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

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TowelSwapCraft

towel drying, bathroom habits, bathroom, towel maintenance, towel changing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as your towel after a month of use? Well, look no further because our server is like changing your towel every day – fresh, exciting, and always ready for action!

Join our server and experience a world where towels are banned and players must fend off evil mobs with nothing but their bare hands and quick wit. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a giant towel monster looking for its next victim!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of towel-fu, using their towels as weapons to defeat their enemies in epic battles. Will you join them, or will you be left drying off with a measly washcloth?

So come on down to our server and see why changing your towel in the bathroom is so last season. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and maybe even a few clean towels along the way.

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GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

Housekeeping, cleaning up, tidying the house, keeping things tidy, maintaining cleanliness

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

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BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Job, cleanliness, BrotherlyBlockOut, Accountability, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

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PlushiePurgeCraft

Communication, disagreement, long-term relationships, sharing a bed, cleanliness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

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