But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON MONDAYS, WE TURN UP THE HEAT LITERALLY! WE MAKE IT SO HOT THAT EVEN THE SUN IS LIKE “DANG, THAT’S HOT!” YOU’LL BE SWEATING BUCKETS AS YOU TRY TO SURVIVE IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MONDAYS LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WHO NEEDS SUNDAYS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MONDAYS THAT ARE LIT AF? LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!
Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!
Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire, or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Key Features:
Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.
Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.
Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!
Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!
IP Address: Vonaxmc.com
vonaxmc.com
Minecraft Java server with Bedrock compatibility, focused on the development of the Survival Custom mode.
mc.furians.net
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point.
But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous gnomes who will steal your tools and replace them with rubber chickens. Don’t worry though, they’re easily distracted by shiny objects and can be bribed with emeralds.
Join us for non-stop laughter, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who never take themselves too seriously. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun – even if that means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere every time you ride it.
Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.
Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!
but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!