ShowerShenanigansMC

roommate issues, emotional distress, college life, roommate etiquette, shared living

The Unhygienic Chronicles of Blocktopia

Where the Pixels Smell Better Than Reality

Welcome, brave adventurers, to Blocktopia—the Minecraft server that defies all laws of physics, ethics, and personal hygiene! Join us as we uncover the sordid secrets of pixelated living, where the only thing messier than your builds is your roommate’s shower habits. Ever wondered what lurks in the shadows of the End? It’s just the last resident’s poor decisions and questionable life choices left to fester.

Dive Into the Chaos

Imagine a world where:

Dungeons are replaced with bathrooms: Your only enemy? The toilet brush.
Creepers are ascendant: Blowing up your entire base? At least it’s better than what was left behind in the communal shower!
You can craft the ultimate Clean-Up Kit: Featuring a sponge that whispers dark secrets about your past roommates. Use it wisely!

Endless Features of Filth and Fun

Feature	Description
Suds and Shenanigans	Open a Blocktopian bubble tea shop; serve questionable drinks while you quest!
Germaphobe’s Sanctuary	A fort built of soap blocks and sanitary supplies—it’s a fortress of solitude!
Mysterious Hook-Up Hotspots	Explore locations where unlikely romances end in utter chaos and confusion!

"I walked in, and it was like stepping into a horror movie. The bathroom floor looked like something out of a post-apocalyptic nightmare! You can’t unsee that!" – A bewildered player with a penchant for cleanliness.

Rumors & Conspiracies

The Shower Incident

Did you ever think the Bedrock is a gateway to other realms? Maybe, just maybe, it’s where the unholy lives of ex-roommates linger, forever unclean and hiding in the shadows. Legend has it that if you stare into a dirty mirror while wielding a sponge, the spirits will come forth, claiming your soul as payment for cleanliness long forsaken.

Warning: Germ Zombies Ahead

Beware of Germ Zombies, once roommate-champions, now cursed with eternal filth! They roam the land, spreading chaos, while their accursed showers overflow with stories of embarrassment. Cleanliness is a pathway to sanity, tread carefully!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What happens if I encounter a Germ Zombie? A: Offer them a mop and run! Speed is key!

Q: Are there any hidden treasures related to this shower debacle? A: The only treasure is in not stepping into the filth. Pay attention, and you might just avoid a fate worse than pixelated doom!

Join Us—But Beware!

Dare to join Blocktopia, where the pixels are forged in the fires of chaos, and every block you place could reveal the truth behind roommate tragedies of epic proportions. Forget about conquering the Overworld; survive the intimate horrors of shared living!

Expect the unexpected, trust no one with a dirty bathroom, and remember: Every connection has its price—don’t let your friendships go down the drain with the grime!

Step into the unknown NOW… or risk a fate tangled in mid-lease drama. Will you become a master builder, or will you succumb to the dark arts of cleanliness? Your adventure awaits in the most absurd Minecraft server ever conceived.

GenuineMC Semi-Vanilla Semi-Vanilla ~ 1.20.2

Discord, Grief Prevention, Custom Chats, Paperspigot, Community

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft server that is run by an amazing community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have all found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us prosper for 11 years as a Java Minecraft Community. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today!

As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player, as well as listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize their (constructive) input to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience for our users. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.

Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We utilize plugins and datapacks that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics. However, these additions don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins or datapacks, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game.

In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for our players that add to the game like custom chats and cosmetic effects. In terms of datapacks, we create our own to help improve our world, such as a datapack that runs various functions at our Spawn. We also have unique datapacks, such as elytra armor, that allow our players to merge their chestplate and elytra on an anvil. So, when you do decide to join our Minecraft world, you can choose what plugins and datapacks you utilize! It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game!

So, what are you waiting for?! Come build with us at SemiVanilla.Genmc.net, a real genuine Minecraft Community! Or come meet us on our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/XT7FSxw4uV! –© 2023-2024 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. Minecraft content and materials are trademarks and copyrights of Mojang AB or its licensors. All rights reserved.NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.This server and its services are a part of GenuineMC, LLC and are not affiliated with Mojang AB.

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Vurxx SMP Reignited: Where even the creepers are modded to sing Taylor Swift songs

new, Community, Roleplay, Small, Modded

Vurxx SMP Reignited Minecraft Server

Description
Vurxx SMP Reignited is a fairly new Minecraft server. We are a small community of friends from a previous server looking to make new friends. The server is semi-roleplay/in-character but allows for player freedom. The server features basic Vanilla+ mods.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply to join the server by clicking here.
Is the server strictly roleplay?	The server is semi-roleplay/in-character, but players have freedom to play as they like.
Are there any game-changing mods on the server?	The server features basic Vanilla+ mods that do not significantly alter gameplay.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, the server is open to new players and inviting friends is encouraged.

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spinning tops, improved graphics, Server, Beyblade X, auras

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13. Ethology, Sheep, 7. Animal language, 18. Animal vocalizations, Server

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PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

gross, Unpleasant, appalling, revolting, PottyCraft

Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

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russia, international affairs, espionage laws, espionage allegations, foreign relations

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Plants, growth, Nature, organic, Blades

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Experiment, 14. Brain Waves, 10. Meditation, 15. Research Experiment, 2. Field Nature

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