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cleanliness problems

  • ShowerShenanigansMC

    ShowerShenanigansMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Unhygienic Chronicles of Blocktopia

    Where the Pixels Smell Better Than Reality

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to Blocktopia—the Minecraft server that defies all laws of physics, ethics, and personal hygiene! Join us as we uncover the sordid secrets of pixelated living, where the only thing messier than your builds is your roommate’s shower habits. Ever wondered what lurks in the shadows of the End? It’s just the last resident’s poor decisions and questionable life choices left to fester.


    Dive Into the Chaos

    Imagine a world where:

      • Dungeons are replaced with bathrooms: Your only enemy? The toilet brush.
      • Creepers are ascendant: Blowing up your entire base? At least it’s better than what was left behind in the communal shower!
      • You can craft the ultimate Clean-Up Kit: Featuring a sponge that whispers dark secrets about your past roommates. Use it wisely!

    Endless Features of Filth and Fun

    Feature Description
    Suds and Shenanigans Open a Blocktopian bubble tea shop; serve questionable drinks while you quest!
    Germaphobe’s Sanctuary A fort built of soap blocks and sanitary supplies—it’s a fortress of solitude!
    Mysterious Hook-Up Hotspots Explore locations where unlikely romances end in utter chaos and confusion!

    "I walked in, and it was like stepping into a horror movie. The bathroom floor looked like something out of a post-apocalyptic nightmare! You can’t unsee that!" – A bewildered player with a penchant for cleanliness.


    Rumors & Conspiracies

    The Shower Incident

    Did you ever think the Bedrock is a gateway to other realms? Maybe, just maybe, it’s where the unholy lives of ex-roommates linger, forever unclean and hiding in the shadows. Legend has it that if you stare into a dirty mirror while wielding a sponge, the spirits will come forth, claiming your soul as payment for cleanliness long forsaken.

    Warning: Germ Zombies Ahead

    Beware of Germ Zombies, once roommate-champions, now cursed with eternal filth! They roam the land, spreading chaos, while their accursed showers overflow with stories of embarrassment. Cleanliness is a pathway to sanity, tread carefully!


    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What happens if I encounter a Germ Zombie? A: Offer them a mop and run! Speed is key!

    Q: Are there any hidden treasures related to this shower debacle? A: The only treasure is in not stepping into the filth. Pay attention, and you might just avoid a fate worse than pixelated doom!


    Join Us—But Beware!

    Dare to join Blocktopia, where the pixels are forged in the fires of chaos, and every block you place could reveal the truth behind roommate tragedies of epic proportions. Forget about conquering the Overworld; survive the intimate horrors of shared living!

    Expect the unexpected, trust no one with a dirty bathroom, and remember: Every connection has its price—don’t let your friendships go down the drain with the grime!

    Step into the unknown NOW… or risk a fate tangled in mid-lease drama. Will you become a master builder, or will you succumb to the dark arts of cleanliness? Your adventure awaits in the most absurd Minecraft server ever conceived.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Modded Land SMP

    Modded Land SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    ▶ NO LAG PROBLES ▶ 24 / 7 OPEN ▶ NO HACKERS ▶ CRACKED AND PREMIUM ▶ VANILLA

    194.163.157.61:27465

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TigerMine Vulture free .. – .. dsc.ggtigermine Minecraft server

    TigerMine Vulture free .. – .. dsc.ggtigermine Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our modes: Creative, Grif – /free free donation!!!

    mc.tigermine.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelmon Wildlands

    Pixelmon Wildlands

    New Minecraft Servers

    >> PIXELMON WILDLANDS

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    NO P2W NO P2W CRATES

    prg1.nextdays.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CityMT

    CityMT

    New Minecraft Servers

    CityMT

    Hey new player or future player!

    We are CityMT and we are looking for you! A server that has just been started and is therefore looking for a community! What do we have to offer? gravel options Jobs And much more! But that also depends on what suggestions we receive, we try to take as much as possible and make nice updates

    Until then! CityMT

    play.thecitymt.nl:23252

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP