cleanliness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

HoarderVomitCraft

cleanliness, clutter, cluttered spaces, Disgusting, excessive belongings, extreme hoarding, hoarder’s home, hoarder’s lifestyle, hoarders, HoarderVomitCraft, hoarding behavior, hoarding cleanup, hoarding disorder, hoarding help, hoarding intervention, hoarding support, living conditions, mental health, overwhelming mess, psychological impact, unhealthy environment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8792
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.

But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!

MineCraftyFresh

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing routine, cleanliness, daily routine, daily shower, grooming routine, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyFresh, personal hygiene, self-care, shower frequency, shower habits, shower schedule, showering frequency, showering habits, showering routine, showering schedule

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7893	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Enchantments Applied:	111
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8387
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Buildings Constructed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4127

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5778	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	127	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!