Cleaning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ToiletTroubleCraft

ToiletTroubleCraft, self-care, hygiene, personal space, Expectations

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

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CraftyAssholeLand

Cooking, Asshole, finding, mom, 25F

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

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Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

helpful NEET, Cooking, NEET, gig economy, Helpful

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

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HateMiningLoveCrafting

Organizing, grocery shopping, washing dishes, meal planning, HateMiningLoveCrafting

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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CraftyRoomHoarding

contributing, phone bill, CraftyRoomHoarding, trash bags, household items

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

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SisCraft: No Credit Edition

doctor’s appointments, Jerk, family, Boyfriend, Classes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only task you have is to replace the kitty litter! Just kidding, we have way more exciting things to do here than that.

Join our server and experience the thrill of taking care of virtual pets, cleaning virtual rooms, and turning off virtual lights. But beware, if you don’t do your virtual chores, you might get in trouble with our virtual mom!

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this virtual household. You’ll have a virtual sister who may or may not help you out. Will you be the responsible one like the OP, or will you let your virtual sister take the fall for not doing her virtual chores?

And if you’re wondering why you can’t just move out of this virtual house, it’s because of financial reasons and because you’re in a virtual disability program that’s helping you get the virtual skills you need to live on your own. So come join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is virtual chores and virtual family drama!

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NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Conflict Resolution, budgeting, Communication, Stress Management

OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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LazyHubbyCraft

household chores, household division of labor, Support, relationship issues, Kids

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who can’t even clean up their own mess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about picking up after anyone! Join us and escape the real world where your husband leaves beard hair in the sink and can’t even clean up his own plate after dinner.

Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.

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Pork-Free Zone Minecraft Server

shellfish allergy, family dynamics, Pork, Server, Communication

Are you tired of living with a messy roommate who leaves congealed animal fat all over the kitchen? Do you want to avoid the drama of having to clean up after someone who doesn’t respect your dietary restrictions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your own pristine kitchen free of pork and shellfish!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your virtual dishes being contaminated with meat juices or having to explain the importance of following cultural practices. Say goodbye to the stress of living with someone who doesn’t understand the concept of cleanliness and respect for others’ beliefs.

Join us now and create your own virtual paradise where you can cook in peace without the fear of encountering animal fat left out overnight. Build your dream kitchen without the hassle of dealing with inconsiderate roommates. It’s time to take control of your virtual world and leave the real-life drama behind. Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the roommate from hell!

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BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp

Chores, adjustment, mental health, Excuses, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the mess in your real life relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a clean and organized virtual world where you won’t have to deal with wet towels or piles of trash.

Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!

So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!

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