And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams
But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!
| Type | Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy |
| Features | Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay |
| Races | Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs |
| Joining | Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Ad Astoria? | We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building. |
| How do I join? | Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission. |
| What are some features? | Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more. |
You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.
Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.
Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.
Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.
But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL THE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ESCAPING EXPLOSIONS WHILE BUILDING YOUR OWN EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL MODE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HEART-POUNDING ACTION LIKE THIS?!
COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE CHAOS! YOLO, AMIRITE?! 😂🔥🚌💥