but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even creepers are wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding light! join us and experience the most radiant minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Solar Panel Shenanigans
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the solar panels are so clean u can see ur reflection in them! we use glass cleaner and isopropanol to make sure those panels are sparkling! -
ChemicalTasteMC Server
Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
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VacuumVibesMC
join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo. -
MagicEraserCraft
Join our cray cray Minecraft server where the magic erasers are actually magic and can clean up all your messy builds with just one swipe! But watch out, because these magic erasers also shed microplastic fibers that can turn your world into a sparkly plastic wonderland!Come be a pioneer in recognizing the environmental impact of these sponges as you build and destroy with reckless abandon. Who knew cleaning could be so dangerous and fun at the same time?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of our server where the magic erasers are more than meets the eye!
