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DealbreakerCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	160
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blocky Booty Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Arc, blocky, BOOTY, brook, character growth, Contribution, franky, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Navigator, Nico Robin, one piece, Plot development, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Weather manipulation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	8937
Crops Grown:	5174	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Luffy’s fiery punches? Look no further, matey! Our server is like the Grand Line of gaming, filled with more adventure than a trip to Skypiea. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas of creativity, building epic structures that even Franky would be jealous of.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?

So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!

CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	2142
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

Pixelated Ink: Where Tattoos Are Banned But Creepers Are Welcome!

banned, Body, Countries, CREEPERS, Demand, egalitarianism, grow up, Incels, ink, Liberals, libtard., MARRIED, Men, minority rights, no, pay for dinner, pixelated, real men, respect women, sex, tattoos

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Votes:	419
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t do in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! No restrictions on tattoos, no demanding men to pay for dinner, and definitely no waiting until marriage for some fun 😉

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!

Creepers and Waifus Unite at TsundereCraft!

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, CREEPERS, crystal, Dizzy Dokuro, Duskward, Ember Amane, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, PixelLink, Prism Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Super Meche, Synthion, Teamup Schedule, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, unite, Uzuki Tomoya, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, waifus, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	213	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4815
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “I can’t even.”

Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.

So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!

MemeCraft: Where Yellow Paint is Actually Useful in FF!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being called a dickhead for using yellow paint in Fortnite? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, yellow paint is not only useful, but it’s the key to unlocking secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us and show those Fortnite noobs what real gaming is all about.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	5517
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

Crafty Morning Madness: Where the Creepers are Late Sleepers!

Crafty, CREEPERS, defeated, Late, madness, morning, morning habits, morning motivation, morning routine, morning routine goals, morning routine habits, morning routine ideas, morning routine inspiration, morning routine motivation, morning routine motivation quotes, morning routine positivity, morning routine self-care, morning routine success, morning routine tips, motivation, productivity, self-care, Sleepers, snooze, Time management, waking up

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is your enemies!

Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.

Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Laughs Never Stop

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best brownie in the world – you’ll never know how amazing it is until you try it! Age is just a number on our server, so forget about society’s rules and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater castles. So if you want to swim with the dolphins and build some insane underwater creations, this is the server for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself.

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where Aussie Women Rule and Creepers Drool!

Aussie, Australia, Australian women, beauty standards, CREEPERS, culture, DATING, diamonds, Diversity, Drool, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Lifestyle, Media, Minecraft, opinion, Perspectives, relationships, representation, rule, Server, society, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Women, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that our Australian women are not only skilled builders, but they also ride kangaroos into battle against creepers! You’ll never know true fear until you see a mob of kangaroo-riding Aussie ladies coming your way. Plus, they throw boomerangs that always come back with diamonds! So come join us for a down under adventure like no other!

Blocky Kingdoms: Deliverance Edition

Action-Adventure, blocky, Bohemia, challenging quests, Character development, combat system, Cuman menace, czech republic, DELIVERANCE, Edition, epic adventure, Henry’s journey, Historical accuracy, historical setting, immersive gameplay, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Kingdoms, Medieval Europe, medieval rpg, open world, Quest, realistic graphics, role-playing game, Sequel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of those pesky Cumans ruining your peaceful Minecraft village? Join our server and help our fearless leader purge the Cuman menace from Bohemia! We’ve got epic battles, treacherous quests, and maybe even a dragon or two to slay. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fight against the Cumans – because in this world, only the strongest survive!