HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!
