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DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Votes:	4400	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3907
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here