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  • Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

    Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1727
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

    So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

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  • Crafty Love Quest

    Crafty Love Quest
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 451
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

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  • SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

    SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8148
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

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  • Crafty Chat

    Crafty Chat
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3531
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

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  • Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

    Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2757
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8993 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

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  • King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

    King Chuck’s Pixel Palace
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1915
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchantments Applied: 258

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

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  • AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!

    AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9340
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Potions Brewed: 97
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old channels and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need channels anymore! That’s right, it’s the current year and we’re living in the future, baby!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!

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  • Prismatic Craft

    Prismatic Craft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8403
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Potions Brewed: 88 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

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    Prismatic Craft

    Survival and Creative Minecraft server.

    ▸ Tailored to the players.▸ Explore the spawn.▸ Towny and economy.

    Join the Discord to chat with other players!

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  • Yo, we made a modded server with a bunch of dudes but not too many people, join our fun adventure! Version 1.20.1

    Yo, we made a modded server with a bunch of dudes but not too many people, join our fun adventure! Version 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3574
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Votes: 8439
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2901 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crops Grown: 6231

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival with SMP and mods
    Mods Lighweight mods, more information available upon request
    Server Opening Friday (planned)
    Server Version Forge 1.20.1
    Hosting Provider Bisect Hosting Premium

    FAQ

    Q: What kind of mods are installed on the server?

    A: The server has light mods installed. If you want more information about specific mods, please send me a PM.

    Q: How many players are currently on the server?

    A: The server has a small group of friends playing on it, but we are open to welcoming new players to join the community.

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes, you can join the server. Feel free to PM me if you are interested in joining.

    Q: When will the server be officially opened?

    A: The server is planned to be opened on Friday. Stay tuned for updates!

    Q: How do I connect to the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the server IP address provided by the host, Bisect Hosting Premium.

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  • Crafty Characters

    Crafty Characters
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9870
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

    Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a horde of dancing zombies who only attack you if you don’t bust a move with them first!

    Once you’ve completed the quest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow glitter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground where the skeletons breakdance and the creepers drop sick beats.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a mini-game where you can ride pigs through a maze filled with obstacles like giant marshmallows and flying tacos. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be crowned the Pig Riding Champion of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

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