Clean-Shaven MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ShaveOrNoKissMC

facial cleanser, beard maintenance, relationship dynamics, communication problem, Intimate relationships

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

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BeardCraft: Where Family Comes First

#beards, Masculinity, BeardCraft, Men, VALUES

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all the players have epic beards! Like, seriously, the longer your beard, the more likely you are to find diamonds and build epic castles! It’s like a scientific fact, bro!

We did a study with over 400 players between the ages of 18-40 and found that those with the most majestic beards were the most loyal and caring players. They were always helping out their fellow players, sharing resources, and protecting each other from creepers and zombies.

So, if you want to be part of a community where your facial hair determines your fate, then join us! Grow your beard, show your loyalty, and conquer the Minecraft world with your epic facial hair powers! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

ShaveCraft, grooming habits, Grooming, Masculinity, well groomed

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

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SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

feathers, teal swan, clean-shaven, clean-shaven chick, iPhone selfie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

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Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

skill acquisition., skill development, lifelong learning, mastering talents, smp

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

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RedditMineCrafters

social media, ONLINE, Analysis, INTERESTING, patterns

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., NukeFreeCraft, diplomatic efforts., global politics, Minecraft

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

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CraftyShmonaRocket

lebanon, RETALIATION, violence, civilian casualties, Kiryat Shmona

come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

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Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

reproductive healthcare, healthcare policy, NIMBY attitudes, moral issue, WOMENS RIGHTS

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

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Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

kittycannon, shopping, Discord, Exploration, Land Claims

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!