clean-shaven Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

BeardCraft: Where Family Comes First

#beard styles, #beards, #facial hair, age group, BeardCraft, clean-shaven, Commitment, family, findings, Grooming, long-term partners, loyalty, Masculinity, Men, Preferences, relationships, research, study, survey, trends, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	5784
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all the players have epic beards! Like, seriously, the longer your beard, the more likely you are to find diamonds and build epic castles! It’s like a scientific fact, bro!

We did a study with over 400 players between the ages of 18-40 and found that those with the most majestic beards were the most loyal and caring players. They were always helping out their fellow players, sharing resources, and protecting each other from creepers and zombies.

So, if you want to be part of a community where your facial hair determines your fate, then join us! Grow your beard, show your loyalty, and conquer the Minecraft world with your epic facial hair powers! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	1293	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

Noob-Friendly VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventures, Beginner, BUILD, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Craft, Cross-Play, DISCOVER, Economy, Epic, Explore, friendship, Fun, Immersive, Interactive, Journey, Laughter, PvE, Sandbox, Skyblock, supportive, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4670	Magic Items Found:	2978
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4738	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Comparison of Hypixel and “Noob-Friendly” Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	May experience lag due to high player traffic
Frequent updates and events	Can be competitive and challenging

Noob-Friendly

Pros	Cons
Small and welcoming community	Limited features compared to larger servers
Noob-friendly environment with helpful players	May not have as many game modes or activities
Quality of life add-ons like claims and teleportation	May lack the excitement of larger servers

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

While Hypixel has a large player base and offers a wide variety of game modes, it can be overwhelming for new players due to the competitive nature and potential lag issues.

What makes “Noob-Friendly” a good choice for beginners?

“Noob-Friendly” is a semi-vanilla survival server with a small and welcoming community, making it an excellent choice for new players. It offers quality of life add-ons like claims and teleportation, and players are helpful and supportive.

Which server is better for someone looking for a competitive gaming experience?

Hypixel would be the preferred choice for players seeking a competitive gaming experience, as it has a larger player base, more game modes, and frequent updates and events. However, Noob-Friendly may lack the excitement and competitiveness of larger servers.

100DayzClub – Still the OG after a whole year on this Minecraft server!

100 days, 100DayzClub, behind, broken mindset, Evolving, goal-setting, goals not achieved, lack of progress, learning journey., mental barriers, mindset shift, Minecraft, no game, personal growth, same person, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, stagnant, Struggling, talk to master, year

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	2428
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time flies by faster than your New Year’s resolutions! Join us and watch as your Minecraft skills evolve faster than you can say “creeper”. Unlike your real life, where you’re seven years behind your graduating year (seriously, what even happened in 2017?), on our server, you’ll be ahead of the game in no time.

With an active community that’s always looking to improve and grow, you’ll never feel stuck in the same old rut again. Say goodbye to your broken mindset and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is where all the cool kids go to talk to their master – you won’t want to miss out on that! So why wait? Join us today and start your journey towards becoming a Minecraft legend!

PokeFusion StoneCritters (We Promise It’s Not Just Rocks) NO Paying to Win

breeding, Community, Discord, Events, EVOLUTIONS, Features, Fun, Gyms, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Mods, Paying, Play, Plugins, PokeClash, PokeFusion, Promise, Raids, rankings, Resources, rocks, Server, StoneCritters, Trading, WIN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Here is the data presented in a nicely formatted table using HTML:

IP	cobble.pokeclash.com
Cobblemon Version	1.4.1 Fabric (1.20.1)

Features:

✅ Dex Ranks

✅ Player Markets

✅ Player Warps

✅ Land Claiming

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

Mod Packs:

Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon
CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon
Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-official

For more information, you can visit the server and explore the features yourself! Join us for some fun and exciting gameplay!

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: cobble.pokeclash.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everything is accessible to all players without any paywalls.

3. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/pokeclash to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

4. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various custom features such as custom Pokemon skins, Fakemon, Cobblemounts, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

5. Can I trade Pokemon with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade Pokemon with other players on the server using the GTS (Global Trade System) and through direct trading with other players.

Feel free to explore the server and enjoy your time playing on PokeClash!

KawaiiCraft: Slaying Itachi Mogs Goku in the Ultimate Virtual Showdown – Join Now!

amaterasu, Anime, battle, Clones, Defeat, Fight, goku, Itachi, Join, KawaiiCraft, Manipulation, Martial Arts, Mogs, power, Rivalry, showdown, slaying, SPEED, strategy, strength, Technique, Tsukuyomi, Ultimate, Ultra Instinct, Victory, virtual

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	500	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Do you want to enter a world where Tsukuyomi happens in a hundredth of a second? Where Goku doesn’t stand a chance because Itachi will burn him to death with Amaterasu while making clones of himself to beat Goku’s ass? 😂

Join us and witness epic battles where Goku is trapped in Tsukuyomi, unable to break free even in his Ultra Instinct form! Can you imagine Itachi being too fast for Goku, not giving him a chance to fight back? It’s hilarious, trust us! 🤣

Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 💥🚀🤪

Pixeloasis

battlepass, Challenges, Competition, dedicated players, experiences, fierce competition, game modes, Giveaways, growing server, New server, Paypal, Perks, Prizes, Rewards, seasonal rewards, Skyblock, store credits, Survival, top players

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to PixelOasis.net! We are excited to have you join our new and growing server. Here, you will find a variety of game modes to suit your interests, including Survival, Skyblock, and more. Each game mode offers unique challenges and experiences, so be sure to try them all out.

We believe in rewarding our dedicated players, which is why we offer seasonal rewards for the top 3 players in all game modes. With a total pot of 200$Paypal or 300 store credits to each game mode, the competition is sure to be fierce. Additionally, we hold regular giveaways every week, giving you even more chances to win great prizes.

Also dont forget that there is a battlepass in each gamemode with great perks!

mc.pixeloasis.net:26236

NoodleCraft: Japan Edition 🍜😲

Asian cuisine, broth, comfort food, Comforting, cuisine, cuisine exploration, DELICIOUS, Edition, Food, hot, Japan, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, NoodleCraft, Noodles, noodles in broth, ramen, Savory, soba, Soup, Udon, Warm

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old soup servers where the broth is as bland as your grandma’s jokes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is serving up some piping hot noodles in broth, Japan style!

Join us and experience the slurpy goodness of delicious ramen noodles swimming in a savory broth that will make your taste buds do the happy dance. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – rumor has it that the secret ingredient in our broth is actually unicorn tears, giving it a magical flavor that will make you question why you ever settled for plain old chicken noodle soup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Ramen Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the virtual streets armed with nothing but a pair of chopsticks and a killer appetite. Dare to challenge him to a noodle eating contest and see if you have what it takes to become the next Ramen Champion.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind (and taste buds) blown by the most epic bowl of noodles in broth, Japan style!

A Minecraft server where even Creepers can get along – Bedrock And Java Friendship 😁 SMP & Discord

Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Civilization, civilization clash, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Epic battles, Exploration, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, gaming experience, History, java, Legacy, Minecraft, Nation building, Resources, Server, smp, strategy, Trade, Wars

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Feature	Description
Dynamic Nations	Establish your own nation and lead it to greatness. Whether you’re a diplomatic genius, a military mastermind, or a cunning strategist, there’s a place for you in our world.
Epic Wars	Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy. Forge alliances with other nations, strategize your attacks, and witness the clash of civilizations like never before.
Player-Driven Economy	Build your empire from the ground up. Control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server.
Community	Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for adventure and exploration. Forge friendships, form alliances, and make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be Part of Something Big	Be among the first to set foot in our world and leave your mark on its history. Your actions will shape the course of events, and your legacy will be remembered for generations to come.

FAQ

Q: When will the Civilization Server be launched?

A: The server is coming soon to Bedrock and Java platforms. Stay tuned for updates and announcements for the official launch date.

Q: How can I join the Civilization Server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/pR9C9muG for more information on how to join and participate in the adventure.

Q: Can I create my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, players can establish their own nations on the server and lead them to greatness. Whether you prefer diplomacy, military strategies, or economic prowess, there’s a place for you to thrive in our world.

Q: Are there epic wars and battles in the Civilization Server?

A: Absolutely! Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy, forge alliances with other nations, and witness epic clashes that will reshape the land and history of the server.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, players have the ability to control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server. Build your empire and influence the economic landscape of the world.

Q: What sets the Civilization Server apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Our server offers a unique experience with dynamic nations, epic wars, and a player-driven economy. Join a community of adventurers, be part of something big, and embark on a journey that will define your legacy in the world.

Back2Blocks: The Return!

Back2Blocks, RETURN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	4121
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5050
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers have dance-offs with skeletons. It’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened before in the history of blocky worlds!

Explore our custom-built spawn area that looks like a giant chicken nugget, complete with a secret sauce fountain for all your dipping needs.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, now you can on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Just don’t get too close, or it might peck your eyeballs out.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, it’s gonna be like nothing has ever happened…and that’s a good thing!

TrekCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Artmap, Community, Custombosses, Drama-free, Economy, Enhancements, Events, family, Friendlystaff, Fun, Jobs, Longevity, LWC, MCMMO, PlayerStaff, Plugins, PvE, Survival, Towny, trustworthy, WeeklyEvents

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Hypixel VS TrekCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Lots of competition and crowded
Wide variety of minigames	May feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high player count

TrekCraft

Pros	Cons
Committed Towny/Survival server	Smaller player base
Extra plugins for enhanced experience	Limited minigames and content compared to Hypixel
Welcoming community with events	Potentially less frequent updates

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.

Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014

CraftyClash: The Ultimate Showdown of Minecraft vs Fortnite – pick your side! #gameon #buildbeatbattle

Analysis, better game, buildbeatbattle, comparison, CraftyClash, critique, Evaluation, fortnite, game analysis, game comparison, game critique, game evaluation, game ranking, game rating, game review, GameOn, Gaming, Minecraft, Objective, objective assessment, opinion, Pick, review, showdown, Side, top choice, top game, top game title, Ultimate

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7890
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.