clean retort – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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Black Friday Minecraft SMP Sale

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Are you tired of being a noob at public speaking? Do you want to level up your skills and conquer your fear of presenting? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our virtual world is the perfect training ground for honing your speaking abilities. Plus, rumor has it that our VR headset is so /g/ certified, it will make you the king of public speaking in no time. Join us for epic goon sessions and watch as your confidence soars to new heights. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a virtual presentation pro!

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What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

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Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch channel dedicated to curating and showcasing the best moments from the live streams of the well-known Twitch streamer, Asmongold. With a focus on entertaining and humorous highlights, Asmongold Clips provides viewers with a condensed and engaging look at the content produced by Asmongold. Follow along for a daily dose of laughter, nostalgia, and entertainment from the world of Twitch streaming.

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Offline Minecraft server

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GO TO THE SERVER, IT JUST OPENED

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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a pixelated wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a talking chicken who only spoke in puns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players from all over the world come to try and capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on YLYLLYLYLL and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chicken magic. Who knows what wonders you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky madness!

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Why does she Minecraft SMP

bar/club, Communication, DATING, Expectations, friendship, friendship vs romance, Gender Roles, general setting, Life Partner, long term relationship, Minecraft, misconceptions, misunderstanding, modern dating, pickup artist, relationships, smp, social norms, society, spending time, Stereotypes, work/class

Are you tired of dating apps where guys just want to slide into your DMs for a quick hookup? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for finding true love and friendship!

Join our server and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who wants to build a house with you, go on adventures, and maybe even start a Minecraft family together. No more swiping left or right, just pure pixelated romance!

Forget about the drama of real life dating and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine together. Who needs a pickup line when you can just offer to share your enchanted golden apples?

So come join us and see if you can find that special someone who wants to craft a future with you. Love is just a creeper explosion away!

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Crafty Israel Avoids Muslim Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where all the players are secretly unicorns in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil llama king who rules over the land. Only you can help save the day and restore peace to the realm!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are always up to no good. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their mischievous plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all the players are cats with laser eyes. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with epic cat fights and laser beams flying everywhere.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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Minecraft SMP: Mom’s Crafting Corner

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your friends, enemies, and even lovers all competing against each other in epic battles and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that everyone’s mom is always on the table…literally! That’s right, your mom, my mom, their mom – they’re all just chilling on tables waiting to be interacted with. Will you team up with someone’s mom to take down your foes? Or maybe you’ll just have a nice chat with someone else’s mom about the weather. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with someone’s mom along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

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AquariousMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Survival PVP Economy Plugins Custom Vanilla Minigames Creative Factions Prison Towny RPG Exploration Adventure Building Redstone Mods Hardcore, Survival

AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.

┃ Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com

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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.

Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

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Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

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