CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

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🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!
The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!
Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!
Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!
Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!
The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!
The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

Pandamium’s Experimental Vanilla Server – We like our Minecraft like we like our relationships: constantly changing!

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Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Update Frequency	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version	24w13a (Latest Snapshot for 1.20.5 / 1.21)
IP Address	snapshot.pandamium.eu

Server Description

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Explore brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Community

We have a friendly community with multiple towns to join and a diamond-based trading economy. Although the community has gotten smaller, we still average around 10 players online at any given time.

Monthly Events

We reset the End every month for new players to explore end cities. We also run an enchanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs.

Upcoming Updates

We plan to rework many aspects of the server in the new year, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots!

Links

Contact Us

If you have any questions, our staff team is very helpful and available to assist on the servers and on Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the IP address for the server?

A: The IP address is snapshot.pandamium.eu

Q: How often does the server update to new snapshots?

A: The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

Q: What experimental features are enabled on the server?

A: Features such as bundles, 1.21 content, crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, armadillos, wolf armour, wind charges, the bogged, and the mace are enabled on the server.

Q: Is the server community active?

A: While the community has gotten smaller, we still average around 10 players online at any given time.

Q: Are there monthly events on the server?

A: Yes, we reset the End every month for new players to explore end cities and run an enhanced dragon fight once per month with a dragon egg up for grabs.

Q: What upcoming updates can we expect on the server?

A: We plan to rework many aspects of the server in the new year, including adding warps and mailing using the latest data pack tech and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.

Q: How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

A: There are multiple moderators online on the servers and on Discord to assist with any issues or requests.

NiftyMC VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	NiftyMC
Community Size	Massive player base	Smaller, tight-knit community
Game Modes	Wide variety of game modes	SMP and Oneblock Skyblock
Updates	Regular updates and new content	Consistent updates based on community feedback
Player Experience	More competitive and fast-paced	Focused on family-friendly experience

FAQ

1.

What is the community size like on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

NiftyMC: NiftyMC has a smaller, tight-knit community where players can get to know each other.

2.

What game modes are available on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PvP, and more.

NiftyMC: NiftyMC primarily focuses on SMP and Oneblock Skyblock game modes for players to enjoy.

3.

How often do these servers receive updates?

Hypixel: Hypixel receives regular updates and new content to keep players engaged.

NiftyMC: NiftyMC provides consistent updates based on community feedback to ensure a positive player experience.

4.

What is the player experience like on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a more competitive and fast-paced gaming experience for players.

NiftyMC: NiftyMC is focused on providing a family-friendly environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.

Morrowind Madness: Factions of the Realms!

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Morrowind Realm Overview

Server Type	Factions
Game Mode	Survival
Description	Welcome to the Morrowind Realm. Choose your path as an adventurer, builder, or warrior in this immersive world.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my own path in Morrowind?	Yes, you can choose to be an adventurer, builder, or warrior.
Is Morrowind a factions server?	Yes, Morrowind is a factions server where players can join factions and compete against each other.
Are there quests in Morrowind?	Yes, players can go on quests to earn rewards and explore the world.
Can I build structures in Morrowind?	Yes, players can build amazing structures in Morrowind.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the link provided above to join our Discord server.

UtopiaAnarchy

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Welcome to Utopia!

Immerse yourself in a world where freedom and creativity know no bounds. In our anarchy Minecraft server, Utopia, there are no rules, only endless possibilities. Build, explore, and shape your own destiny in a realm where chaos and autonomy reign supreme.

Features:

Total freedom: No rules or restrictions hold you back. Utopia is a place where you can play as you see fit, with limitless potential.

Dynamic economy: Engage in a bustling marketplace where players dictate the value of goods and resources. Trade, barter, and amass wealth in an ever-changing economic landscape.

Events and challenges: Test your skills and creativity in special events and challenges unique to Utopia. Earn exclusive rewards and eternal glory as you rise to the occasion.

Support for premium and non-premium players: At Utopia, we believe in inclusivity. Our doors are open to all players, regardless of account type. Everyone deserves a chance to experience the wonders of our world.

Join us and shape the future of Utopia! Your adventure begins now in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Server IP: 95.216.241.221:50524

95.216.241.221:50524

MCEssence: Where Even the Vanilla Tastes Sweet!

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MC Essence Server

Welcome to MC Essence!

Are you looking for a vanilla smp? Are you tired of the vote rewards, unbalanced economies, admin abuse, and griefers? Then look no further as MC Essence is the place for you. MC Essence is a vanilla SMP started in 2021 and is currently on its third season. The main theme of this season and what we strive for is the fun of old school minecraft, there are rules however as griefing and stealing that is not in good nature is not allowed. We have plugins set up to rollback any damage or theft caused by griefers so you don’t need to worry about being griefed on MC Essence. If you’re looking for a server to play on, try out MC Essence and see if it fits you 🙂

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/XvMhtUaf

Question	Answer
What is MC Essence?	MC Essence is a vanilla SMP server with a focus on old school Minecraft fun.
When was MC Essence started?	MC Essence was started in 2021 and is currently on its third season.
Are there any rules on MC Essence?	Yes, griefing and stealing that is not in good nature is not allowed.
How does MC Essence handle griefers?	We have plugins set up to rollback any damage or theft caused by griefers.
How can I join MC Essence?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/XvMhtUaf

Architect SMP: Where blocks meet age restrictions and hard mode, somehow

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Architect SMP Season 5

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 5

EXPERIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS

We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!

The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.

Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.

Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans, such as our Easter District, ReSpawn community area or ArchPark Minigame Area.

-= APPLICATIONS =-

Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!

We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

Architect Links

Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: UK

“A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.” – Fromtia

I never thought mini golf in Minecraft could be so accurately made, or so incredibly fun! Seasonal major community projects full of games and parties are a regular thing here, and it’s amazing. Dare I say the games are even better than the Hermits’? – Jaknz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft are you currently playing on?	We are playing on Minecraft version 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features.
What are the age requirements to join?	Individuals must be 21 years or older to join.
Can I join if I am not from American or European time zones?	While preference is given to those from these time zones, individuals from other time zones are also welcome to join.
Is redstone use limited on the server?	Yes, the server aims to keep redstone use to a minimum.
How can I apply to join the Architect SMP?	To apply, join the discord and fill in the application in the #application channel.
Are there any community areas or events on the server?	Yes, the server has community areas such as the Easter District, ReSpawn area, and ArchPark Minigame Area for players to enjoy.

Discordia VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Discordia
Large player base	Smaller community
Diverse range of mini-games	Primarily focused on survival and bosses
Advanced ranking system	Free and paid ranks available

FAQ:

1. What type of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server focused on a diverse range of mini-games.

2. What is the primary focus of the Discordia server? – Discordia is primarily focused on survival gameplay and boss battles.

3. Can players get ranks on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and Discordia offer both free and paid ranks for players.

4. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Discordia.

5. Is there a ranking system on Discordia? – Yes, Discordia also offers a ranking system with both free and paid options available.

6. Are there custom features on Discordia? – Yes, Discordia offers custom items, mobs, bosses, and special events like piñatas and boss battles.

Ronnie’s Server: Where the only geopolitical drama is over who took the last diamond.

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Ronnie’s Server Overview

Server Type	100% Vanilla Minecraft with deep lore
World Description	New world with 6 small settlements, expanding world border
Rules	No hacking, minimal griefing, PVP allowed with consequences
Player Interaction	Encouraged to form own settlements/houses, major decisions by lords

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, players must respond with “interested” to join
Are there any specific rules?	No hacking, minimal griefing, PVP with consequences
How are major decisions made?	Decided by the confederation of powerful players known as the lords
How can players contribute positively to the server?	By actively participating in forming settlements and following server etiquette

ProsperSMP: Where the villagers are the true rulers and creepers are just misunderstood pets!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Features	Similar to Hermitcraft, roleplay, major build projects, active community
Rules	Be mature, respectful to others
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is a vanilla SMP server.

What features does the server have?

The server is similar to Hermitcraft, with roleplay, major build projects, and an active community.

What are the rules of the server?

Players are expected to be mature and respectful to others. Clowning around is not tolerated.

How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server where you can find the IP address and a self-promote channel for content creating members.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite friends to join the server, but remind them to follow the rules and be respectful to others.

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While there are no specific age restrictions, players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, the server is a vanilla SMP server, so no additional mods are required.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are expected to respect others’ builds and creations.

Element Animation VS Hypixel

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Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of game modes	Occasional lag spikes
Regular updates and new content	Some pay-to-win elements

Element Animation

Pros	Cons
Community-driven server	Limited game modes
Focus on survival gameplay	Small player population
Unique added extras	Less frequent updates

FAQ:

What is the player population like on Hypixel compared to Element Animation?

Hypixel has a much higher player population, making it more crowded but also providing a more lively experience. Element Animation has a smaller player base, resulting in a quieter environment.

Are there pay-to-win elements on Hypixel?

While Hypixel does have some pay-to-win elements, it is still possible to enjoy the server and be competitive without spending money. Element Animation focuses more on gameplay than monetization.

What type of gameplay focus does Element Animation have?

Element Animation places a strong emphasis on survival gameplay, offering a more traditional Minecraft experience with added extras for players to enjoy.

Is there a variety of game modes on Element Animation like there is on Hypixel?

Element Animation has a more limited selection of game modes compared to Hypixel, but it provides a unique and community-driven experience for players who enjoy survival gameplay.