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  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

      • The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

      • The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

      • Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

      • Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

      • Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

      • The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

      • The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tidal SMP Hub

    Tidal SMP Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tidal Servers

    We are a cool hub network with a 24/7 SMP world. On the SMP, we got:

      • Level up your skills
      • Use Slimefun tech
      • Buy stuff with diamonds
      • Protect your stuff with griefprevention

    We also do fun events based on what the community wants. We’ve done lots of minigames with prizes and a special cobblemon modded server.

    tidalservers.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hotdog Water Hardcore Vanilla Survival Server

    Hotdog Water Hardcore Vanilla Survival Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣
    Features
      • Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
      • Vote for resets on Discord.
      • No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.
    Rules

    – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.

    – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

    – Website: https://hdw.dog

    – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
    The server runs on Java 1.21.
    Are resets voted on by players?
    Yes, resets can be voted on through Discord.
    What are the key rules of the server?
    PvP, griefing, stealing, and having fun are allowed, but cheating or hacking is not.
    Is there a land claim system in place?
    No, there is no land claim system on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoulSteal Empire

    SoulSteal Empire

    New Minecraft Servers

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal, a cool Minecraft server where you can do lots of fun stuff. Make hearts to live longer, use crystals to bring back friends, and build stuff in a world full of magic. You can play on Java or Bedrock, and there’s shops, auctions, and a cool economy. Will you be strong or weak? Find out in SoulSteal!

    soulsteal.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Greed Isle Oasis

    Greed Isle Oasis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greed Isle

    Greed Isle is a cool Survival server with special plugins to make the game more fun for everyone. You can play with pals or make new ones! (OP needs friends) The server is on version 1.17-1.20+ and welcomes both Java & Bedrock players!

    mc.greedisle.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP