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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9656	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	8240

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	2635
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Play.GHPrison.com

Extronus Factions

Factions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

pvp.extronus.net

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

games.craftplay.de

REDspin MC

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	979	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

RSMC is now a cooperative community server. We pool our resources and come together to build massive and elaborate structures for the whole server to use. You can see screenshots at http://redsp.in/redspin-screenshots/

Get whitelisted using the application form at http://rsmc.tk

mc.RedSpin.net

Supreme Minecraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Really Good Server Owner:Rulerish You Can Semi-Raid TNT Is Allowed But The Blocks Will Be Fixed There Is Epic Boss’s U Can Kill Them For Their Loot Get Epic Items! Do Quests For Exp Items And Money Theres 17 Ranks! Theres Many Events Theres Free V.I.P For 7 Days

198.20.109.60

NavalBattlezone.com

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

NavalBattleZone is one of the most unique servers out there. We’re a Craftbukkit Minecraft server modded to emulate WW1 and WW2 naval warfare. Custom build your own ship, tanks, airplanes, helicopters and battle with them on the open sea, air, and more. YES THE VEHICLES MOVE AND HAVE WEAPONS. There is a Rank system to earn promotions to be able to build larger ship plots. Earn money rewards based on your rank and by sinking other players and automated merchants. Participate in moderated objective based battles. Use Factions to build your own team and base.

NavalBattlezone.com:8080

NamelessMCGaming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Do you like pvp? mcmmo? factions? tnt run? Chances for staff daily? If u said yes to any of these join namelessmcgaming! We have a small staff and are looking to grow! We have fun mini games like the community favorite TNTRun! Want staff? Complete one of these tasks: A .gif banner stating our minigames, ip etc. join server and ask for details. Build an AMAZING never before seen spawn. Dont wait join now! BTW: The video is fake 🙂

198.143.156.76

Axemania

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

A server that me and my friends made. There are many ranks and want to become a very huge server. Please help by join our server and if you like it maybe giving a donation to get a 24/7 server! We could use as much people as possible. And maybe give a suggestion, which is located at spawn! Server ip will change soon so beware of ip change. If you can connect go to pmc and look up axemania and i should update it right away

198.24.184.204

Divranranded

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	544022
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

What we have on offer:

– A beautiful spawn world – Own plugins – A GS world – Events – Mobarenen – A nice team – Vip Rank – Jobs

78.143.4.31

The Minecraft Server Network

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a new server to call home? Look no further. The Minecraft Server is powered by a 24/7 dedicated server and a friendly community of players. We also have redundant 1Gbps internet connections.

We do not tolerate griefing, and anyone who somehow manages to make it past our anti-griefing measures will be permanently and possibly even globally banned. We update our plugins regularly, which include McMMO, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, Logblock, and many more.

mc.tms.xyz