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Mole Haven: Chill Survival Fun

multiplayer experience, Simple Economy, join community, no overcrowded plugins, newcomers friendly

Krtinec.eu – Your Chill Survival!

IP Address: MC.KRTMINC.EU Version: 1.20.1 Max Players: 50 Language: Czech + Slovak

What’s This About?

Want a calm place to play? Krtinec is a smooth survival server with tiny RPG bits. No fuss, just fun!

What Awaits You?

Nice CZ/SK folks
Stable server, low lag
Easy economy
PVE style for all
No crowded plugins
Fun events & contests

Why Krtinec?

Want classic survival? You got it! Like a clean game with no clutter? This is the spot. Play for fun, not grind? You found it!

Join Us!

Be part of our crew today! Check out our Discord & Web on the server or in the VOTE portals. Vote to help us grow!

pig.hostify.cz:54570

BdayTripNope – Minecraft Server

morocco, family, poorly planned, birthday trip, Visa

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected plot twists, just like when you found out your mum booked a trip to Morocco for your 20th birthday…only to attend your step sister’s fake wedding to a man she barely knows! Talk about a whirlwind romance!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of misunderstandings and miscommunications, just like when your mum conveniently “forgot” to mention the real reason for the trip until the last minute.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you try to make sense of it all while packing your bags for a hasty departure the day after your birthday. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead?

So come join our server and experience the ultimate blend of comedy and tragedy, where every day is a new episode of the craziest reality show you’ve ever seen!

SatanicPanicMomMinecraftSMP

Media influence, moral panic, devil worship, family dynamics, Ridiculous

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride ever! So, like, my parents legit thought that playing Minecraft was gonna summon Satan or something, like they were convinced that Notch was actually a demon in disguise. I mean, come on, how crazy is that? But like, jokes on them because now I’m here playing Minecraft all day and having the time of my life!

Seriously though, this server is lit AF. We have like, custom mobs that are actually demons (don’t tell my parents lol), and the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can do all these crazy commands and make the game super fun and chaotic. And get this, there’s a secret underground cult that worships Herobrine and sacrifices creepers for good luck. It’s so insane, I love it!

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will make your parents flip out, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #SatanicMinecraftPanic LOL 😂🔥👹🎮

BlockPartyCraft

self-sabotage, past traumas, lack of motivation, self-doubt, lack of support

Are you tired of living a boring existence in the real world? Do you dream of a life filled with adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug. Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to far-off lands where unicorns roam free and dragons are your loyal pets.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own castle in the sky, ride a roller coaster made entirely of gold blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of virtual diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of endless fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never look back.

PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server

trump, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, united states

so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles!

MapleCraftNavyWars

foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, SECURITY, navy commander, MapleCraftNavyWars

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got former navy commanders warning us about U.S.-controlled systems running Canada’s warships! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite?

But for real, you gotta join this server because we got all the wildest adventures waiting for you. Like, one time, we had a giant squid attack the spawn point and everyone had to band together to defeat it with diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was epic, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair we discovered filled with treasure and traps. It was like something out of a movie, man. You never know what you’re gonna find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary hero of the server, taking on evil mobs and conquering epic quests. The sky’s the limit on this server, so what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

Pirate Party Zone

Media, ROMANTICIZE, Rebellion, pirate lore, Myths

Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can live out all your pirate dreams! ARRRR you ready for some swashbuckling adventures on the high seas? Well, look no further, because we have the perfect server for you!

Join us and sail the seven seas in search of buried treasure, fight off pesky skeletons and zombies, and build your own pirate ship to rule the waters! But that’s not all, me hearties! We also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.

But beware, landlubbers! The server is also home to a mischievous group of parrots who love to steal shiny loot and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our pirate paradise today and let the adventures begin! Just remember, X marks the spot, but only the bravest and most daring pirates will be able to find the ultimate treasure hidden deep within the server. Yo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me!

Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

Party, toxic chemicals, wildlife, environmental impact, humans

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the birds be flying 180 times higher than before cuz they be chuggin’ PFAS ‘forever chemicals’ like it’s their job! We got birds doin’ backflips and humans turnin’ into bird people, all thanks to our magical server vibes. So come on over and get your dose of PFAS fun, guaranteed to make you fly higher than a bird on a sugar rush!

Sunflower SMP

Fun, family friendly, Community, minecraft server, pillars of fortune

Welcome to SunflowerSMP!

Join our family-friendly community where kindness comes first! We offer a semi-vanilla experience with no griefing, no swearing, and no raiding—just pure fun and adventure.

Explore tons of custom features, including the Glass Bridge from Squid Game, Pillars of Fortune, Item Hunters, and much more!

Come build, explore, and thrive with us!

msorg.sunflowersmp.com

Dreamy Crafters 1.21.2

self improvement, dreamy, traditional values, Stereotypes, Confidence

Join our Minecraft server and escape the cruel reality where only tall and handsome guys get the girls! On our server, all players are equal and you can attract a girl with your epic building skills instead of being a court jester. Embrace your natural charm and creativity in a world where everyone has a chance to find love, or at least a Minecraft buddy. Don’t let societal standards hold you back, join now and start building your way to romance!