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SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Potions Brewed:	63	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	972	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	9755
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Potions Brewed:	180

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross-Border Incursion, Defense, Edition, emergency, emergency response, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, national security, Political unrest, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, state of emergency, Tensions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Votes:	7608	Star Shards Collected:	296
Dragon Eggs Found:	8119	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!