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Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Minecraft Boomer Crew

boomer, classic games, CREW, gaming classics, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experiences, gaming favorites, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming recommendations, gaming suggestions, Gaming Throwback, Minecraft, old gamers, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage gaming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	510751
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing the same old games that everyone else is obsessed with? Looking for a hidden gem that will transport you to a world of endless possibilities and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey through the pixelated wonders of a game that’s been around for over a decade but still manages to capture the hearts of gamers young and old. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ancient gamers who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they were the ones who first discovered diamonds and defeated the Ender Dragon before it was cool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are afraid of cats, and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures using only their wits and a few blocks of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a game that never gets old, no matter how many years go by. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the ancient gamers and become a legend yourself. See you in the world of blocks and adventures!

RoyalRumble Minecraft Server

British royalty, celebrity news, court case, defamation, invasion of privacy, lawsuit, legal battle, Media, Minecraft, Murdoch papers, News, prince harry, privacy, royal family, royalrumble, Server, SETTLEMENT, settlement agreement, tabloids, The Sun, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	294	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? Prince Harry, yeah, the royal dude, he’s all like, “Yo, I’m settling this legal battle against those pesky Murdoch papers!” And then The Sun is all like, “Oops, our bad, we done messed up!”

But like, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow blocks for days, and a secret underground lair where you can chill with Prince Harry himself! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

QuebecCraft: No Unions Allowed!

Allowed, Amazon, Amazon Canada, Amazon workers, Closure, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor negotiations, labor rights, labor strike, labor union, protest, québec, Quebec workers, QuebecCraft, unionization, unionizing, Unions, warehouse workers, Warehouses, workers’ rights, workplace rights

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

lmao so like, u heard about that Amazon place closing down in Quebec? well guess what, u don’t need them anyway cuz u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! we got all the blocks u could ever want, and no pesky unions to deal with.

seriously, why work at Amazon when u can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us? plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and treasure. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this adventure.

so come join us and say goodbye to Amazon, cuz we’re the only warehouse u need in ur life. let’s mine and craft our way to victory together, one block at a time! 🤣🔥💎 #minecraftlife #noamazonnoproblem

Special Boy’s Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boys, burger, celebration, comfort food, convenience, drive thru, fast food, french fries, golden arches, guilty pleasure, Happy Meal, indulgence, Junk Food, kids meal, kind of day, McDonalds, REWARD, Soda, Special, special boy, special occasion, Treat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bro, do you like McDonald’s? Well, this server is like getting McDonald’s for being a special boy kind of day, but in Minecraft form!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic adventures, and more fun than a Happy Meal toy!

You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it, but who wants to be a party pooper like that?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a Big Mac craving!

SingAlongCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, dancing, emotional, feelings, Frustration, handling the situation, Harmonizing, holiday, hurt, insensitive, Jealousy, Minecraft, minibus driver, Music, observant, perspective, resort, Server, SingAlongCraft, singing along, Tension, words of affirmation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you crazy with drama and tension? Look no further than our server, where the minibus rides are more intense than a rollercoaster!

Join us for a wild ride on Minibus 1, where the driver sings your favorite tunes and sparks jealousy between you and your spouse. Harmonizing battles, baby dancing, and passive-aggressive comments await you!

But wait, there’s more! Hop on Minibus 2 for a chance to accidentally insult your husband and spark a heated argument that lasts for hours. Can you backpedal your way out of this one?

And don’t miss Minibus 3 & 4, where you’ll play a game of musical chairs to avoid confrontation. Will sitting in the back of the bus really solve your problems? Probably not, but it sure makes for a good story!

Join our server now for a drama-filled adventure that will leave you questioning your emotional intelligence and relationship skills. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have minibus drama?

DadIssuesMC

Affair, aita, asian family, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, dad, DadIssuesMC, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial support, Parent-child relationship, relationship problems, Resentment, Support, Therapist, Therapy, unappreciative

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7511	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your dad’s affair woes! Join us and build a virtual world where your dad can’t bother you with his relationship problems. Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all players into unicorns for a day – trust us, it’s magical. So come on over and leave your dad’s drama behind, because on our server, the only affair you’ll have is with mining diamonds!

Craftflix: Pay No More!

affordability, binge watching, Budget, Competition, Consumer, cost, Craftflix, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Demand, digital content, Entertainment, long-term investment., market, monthly fee, Netflix, Pay, price increase, pricing strategy, Streaming Service, subscription, Value

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	307	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Tired of Netflix hiking up their prices like they’re hiking up a mountain? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about ridiculous subscription fees again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their bare hands. So come on, join us and say goodbye to Netflix and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and monkeys)!

Siblings Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, adoption, anya, family, family dynamics, family expansion, family growth, Family Planning, longing for a sibling, Quest, sibling, sibling bond, sibling connection, sibling dreams, sibling fulfillment, sibling happiness, sibling joy, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling yearning, Siblings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, have a virtual sibling without all the annoying real-life drama. Join our server and pretend to be a sibling to Anya, she’s cool and stuff. Plus, you can build epic Minecraft houses together and have sibling bonding time. It’s like having a virtual family but without the weird family gatherings. Join now for some virtual sibling shenanigans!

ToiletBlockerGamer420

accessibility, advocacy, bladder issues, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication, disability rights, disabled toilet, Empathy, Invisible illness, misunderstandings, pain management, patience, personal space, public events, self-advocacy, self-care, show etiquette, social etiquette, ToiletBlockerGamer420

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442000	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.

So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!

AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

AquaNoob, Breath Control, learning to swim, Minecraft, overcoming fear of water, smp, stroke technique, swimming, swimming challenges, swimming drills, swimming endurance, swimming goals, swimming improvement, swimming lessons, swimming motivation, swimming practice, swimming progress, swimming skills, swimming success, swimming techniques, swimming tips, water confidence, water safety

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.

But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.

So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.