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PisspetPurgeMC

avian diabetes, Birds, blood prints, cat, cat hair, claw marks, cussing, deceased birds, family friend, finland, Helsinki, house sitter, immature, mangled bodies, medication, natural instinct, overreacted, pigeon room, PisspetPurgeMC, teenager, vacation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7042
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	8931	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.