Clausewitz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

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NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

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NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

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Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

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TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

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BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

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IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

Antarctic Ice, Antarctic Peninsula, climate change, climate projections, climate science, Disaster, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, findings, glacial retreat, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet collapse, IceAgeCraft, MAYHEM, Meltdown, natural disasters, polar regions, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, study, Worst Case Scenario

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

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KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

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