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NurseRage vs. VisitingCouple

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Are you tired of dealing with unwanted visitors showing up unannounced at your virtual nursing home in Minecraft? Join our server where we have strict visiting hours and no random strangers allowed!
Picture this: a couple logs into the server, claiming to be friends of a resident. They beg and plead to see her, but she’s just not feeling it. They even drove 2 hours to visit her, but she’s not having any of it. They wait around in the virtual lobby, hoping to catch a glimpse of her, but our virtual charge nurse steps in and reads them the riot act. They leave the server angrier than a pair of wet hens!

Join our Minecraft server for all the drama and excitement of a virtual nursing home, without the hassle of unwanted visitors. Who knew nursing home life could be so entertaining?

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BlockyQuotes

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“Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

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BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!

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join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.
not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.

but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?

so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.

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1997 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server

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🔳 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server 🔳🔲 {Skyblock} {Escape} {Java 1.19}🔳 Ip: Cube.mchosting.pro 🌐🔲 – DescriptionAn adventure map skyblock server based on the 1997 movie The Cube. 🎬Game modes include..🔳 – CubeExplore the cube, avoid the traps and successfully reach the edge. The exit will spawn on a random side. Can you beat the cube?🔳 – SkyblockBuild your island, expand your land and collect new materials to enhance your island.Economy for your Skyblock island is gained through completing the cube.

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Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP
Player Limit	10-15 players
Main Activities	Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game
Server Status	New world started today

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No Griefing No Stealing No Cheating Don’t be a dick
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply at the Discord link provided above.
What type of players are you looking for?	We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between.

GovCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server and experience the wackiest gender pay gap reduction policies you’ve ever seen! Want to earn diamonds as a woman just for showing up to work? Done. How about equal pay for equal mining time, regardless of gender? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the special power-ups you can unlock as a female player – let’s just say you’ll be mining faster than you can say “gender equality!”

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious ways to close the gender pay gap in Minecraft! Who knew fighting for equal opportunities could be this much fun?

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CraftyTorrent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where we have deleted qBittorrent for good! Why, you ask? Because we believe in a world where Minecraft is all about building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow players, not downloading torrents like a peasant.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our pixelated world. But beware, he’s not your average dragon – rumor has it he’s been binge-watching Game of Thrones and is now armed with fire-breathing dragons of his own!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a diamond sword in case things get a little too wild.

So what are you waiting for? Delete qBittorrent and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

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VacayVibesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family vacations are taken to a whole new level of chaos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of virtual fruit.
Imagine a world where your dad books the hotel, but leaves you to fend for yourself against mooching brothers and sneaky nephews. Will you stand your ground and refuse to be the designated maid, or will you succumb to the pressure and end up cleaning up after everyone?

Embark on quests to gather ingredients for cursed curry recipes, fend off hungry relatives trying to steal your virtual food, and navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be labeled the ultimate family vacation villain?

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the vacation from hell like never before. Who needs a relaxing getaway when you can have a virtual family showdown instead? Let the madness begin!

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LoveCraftedMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Look no further, because on our server, you can find your Minecraft soulmate! Our matchmaking system pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building prowess. Who needs Tinder when you have blocks to break together?
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Heart of Ender, rumored to grant eternal love and happiness to those who possess it. Will you and your newfound partner conquer the challenges together and become the ultimate power couple of the Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be a creeper lurking in the shadows, join our server and find your player two today!

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Hakuna MatataCraft

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u wanna join the server where simba sings bout wanting his dad dead? yea, we got that here. come on over and witness the drama unfold in the pride lands. watch as simba plots to take over the kingdom and become the ultimate ruler. join us for some wild adventures and crazy antics. who needs hakuna matata when you can have all this chaos? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the lion king drama like never before.

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