join us and become a part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have epic build battles, where u can show off ur mad building skills and win some sweet prizes. we also have treasure hunts, where u can search for hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.
but wait, there’s more! our custom plugins will blow ur mind. u can ride on the back of a dragon, turn into a unicorn, or even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless on this server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? yeah, u heard me right. come meet steve and see if u can survive his spooky pranks.
join us now and let the madness begin!
WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES 1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group. 2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited 3. Do not spam stickers 4. No kicking allowed (auto kick) 5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+ 6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese 7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed 8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm 9. And more should know
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Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the laws of physics and logic don’t apply. Build your dream castle out of floating blocks, ride a llama into the sunset, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But beware, the land is also filled with mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you might encounter a talking cow or a group of mischievous Endermen throwing a party.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and prepare for a journey like no other. Who needs proof when you have a server full of absurdity and laughter waiting for you?