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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Emeralds Found:	479	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	363650	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	131	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous writing, Book, book review, Captivating, Gripping, Intriguing, Literary Analysis, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 16027028, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, yum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Farms Harvested:	660	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	7

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!