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GraveSecretsMC SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	83887	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftySecrets

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5894	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about why the chickens always seem to be plotting something sinister. Find out the real reason why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it involves a failed cooking experiment). And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a certain Enderman.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you count the sleepless nights wondering about those mysterious hidden chests).

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	125901
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server and uncover the secrets of the mysterious players who roam our virtual world!

Rumor has it that one player can summon an army of chickens to do their bidding, while another can turn any block into a giant cake with just a wave of their hand. And don’t even get me started on the player who can ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword twice their size!

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests for rare loot. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9963	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

SecretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of keeping secrets locked up inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can spill all the tea without any judgment! Need to confess your undying love for a creeper? We’ve got you covered. Want to share your secret obsession with mining diamonds in your underwear? We won’t judge! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who also secretly builds giant statues of chickens in their spare time. So come on, spill the beans and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the far reaches of the map in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Join his loyal subjects in epic potato battles and potato building contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Crops Grown:	6569

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old secrets? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret society of talking pigs (yes, you read that right).

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t find his way in (and trust us, he’s tried). With mind-blowing redstone contraptions, epic PvP battles, and a secret recipe for the best virtual cake you’ll ever taste, you’ll never want to leave.

So come join us and uncover the behind-the-scenes secrets of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	770074	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

PowellCraft – Where the Fed chair battles Trump in epic Minecraft showdowns! JOIN NOW for virtual economic warfare!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

🤣🌐 Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest economic adventures of your life! 🤯

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a Principal Economist at the Federal Reserve? Well, now you can live out your dreams in our server! You can set interest rates, establish social policies, and even think about climate change while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Meet Aurel Hizmo, the hilarious Principal Economist who thinks Trump is a “crazy person” and conservatives are “dumb.” He’ll guide you through the world of ESG issues and climate change policies, all while trying to be remembered in history as a true savior. But shhh, it’s all top secret classified information – just like in the real Federal Reserve!

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock a whole new level of economic mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden camera footage and become a whistleblower like James O’Keefe. The possibilities are endless! 😂💰🔒😎🚀 #minecraft #funnyserver #economicadventures

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Votes:	1042
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	2524
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	786727	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3689
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	4138
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	2310
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

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ExtremeCraftersUnited

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	254921
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

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