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Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crops Grown:	9545
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	8874	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	51

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3301	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Void Gems Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	4431	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	840292	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!