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RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	240
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5876	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2870

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	223

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Farms Harvested:	354	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5236	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	70	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.