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Minecraft server: /wowcg/ World of Crafty Blocks

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a banana! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the traditional tools with fruits and veggies because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes and drops unlimited diamonds when defeated. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Ender Chicken, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

SlimCraft2021

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft2021, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ores Mined:	4487
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	9403	Zombie Dances:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	3748
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7183
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7413
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	327

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!