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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 904 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 541 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Our server is like no other, with a backstory that involves stolen millions, shady business deals, and a family feud that would put the Hatfields and McCoys to shame. Will you choose to side with the ex-wife’s family or the betrayed husband? The choice is yours, but beware of forged documents and fake signatures along the way!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of unemployability, identity theft, and prescription drug addiction all within the confines of our virtual world. And don’t forget the wedding drama – attend a ceremony where half the guests are from the ex-wife’s family, and see if you can navigate the awkwardness without causing a scene.
So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a gameplay experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?
