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Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	544	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll experience the ultimate thrill of taking the virginity of a femcel! Our world is filled with hidden caves, treacherous dungeons, and plenty of unsuspecting femcels just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, enchanted llamas that can grant you three wishes, and a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure, romance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a dark, dank cave filled with creepers and spiders. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bundy’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6153
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Chad Bundy is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? No problem! Want to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chad Bundy today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies.

PassiveAggressiveMedicSOS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.

With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

CraftyPrisonerPain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where Ukrainian prisoners are forced to endure insane challenges and harrowing torture! Build your base, gather resources, and fight off hordes of Russian captors who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you escape and become the ultimate survivor, or will you succumb to the madness and become just another victim of the brutal regime? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity!

bissetts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	728001
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support. Apply now and be part of the team!

167.114.34.222:25599

1S1M National Modded Anarchy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

⛏️1S1M National Modded Minecraft Anarchy🗡️

⚔️Why should you join?

1-👑 High quality mods (we also make mods ourselves.)

2-👾 Our server is opened again and we need active players to become the best modded anarchy minecraft server.

3-🎥 The fascinating story of the server and its own universe will give you pleasure.

5-😈 We need brave players to challenge the strongest on the server. Come and prove yourself

Note:To enter the Minecraft server, you must download the mods of the server, so you must join our discord server.

https://discord.com/invite/Dq4zcmYXkG

162.55.3.102:29830

BerserkCraft – Unleash the Madness!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And guess what? They’re still flying around wreaking havoc to this day! But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the unicorns and restore peace to the server.

Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? It’s like a surprise every time you break a block! Plus, our PvP battles are legendary – you never know when a giant chicken will swoop in and start pecking at everyone’s heads.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

As for when it will end? Well, who knows! But one thing’s for sure – Guts’ suffering will definitely be worth it in the end. Or maybe not. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Destruction, Embers in a Shell, Farewell Penacony, firefly, Gallagher, Harmony, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, HonkaiCraft, jiaoqiu, March 7th, misha, myriad celestia, Presently Beneath a Shared Sky of Stars, Re-ignite the Divergent Universe, Redeemable Codes, Ruan Mei, Server, starrail, The Embers of Glamoth, Thread Template, tools and resources, Xueyi, Yunli

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	138
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Animals Bred:	126
Zombie Dances:	7	Star Shards Collected:	177
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Embers of Glamoth? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even Firefly himself would be jealous. Join us and say “Farewell, Penacony” to boring servers because here, we’re all about the Art of Dreaming.

Imagine a world where Ruan Mei, Gallagher, Misha, and Xueyi are your Minecraft buddies. Picture yourself battling Yunli and Jiaoqiu in epic PvP battles, all while collecting March 7th’s Imaginary Hunt loot. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for exclusive gifts – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So, why join our server? Because here, dreams come true. Literally. Our server is like Myriad Celestia itself, where the sky is filled with stars and the possibilities are endless. Plus, our community is as harmonious as Past Self in Mirror, so you’ll always feel right at home.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let’s ignite the Divergent Universe together. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask the crazy guy who built a replica of Glamoth out of diamond blocks – now that’s dedication!

ToiletCleanerQuest

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of missing out on the most epic birthday parties in Minecraft history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for wild adventures, crazy games, and unforgettable memories.

Just like the time when a player left their daughter’s birthday party to pick up toilet cleaner, only to return to a house full of tears and drama. But hey, at least they had clean toilets!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what outrageous antics you’ll get up to next!

KoreaNukeGoneBoomCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crops Grown:	5550	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got hypersonic missiles that explode in mid-air like fireworks, but way more dangerous and way more fun!!!! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosions and destruction, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!!! plus, our community is full of crazy players who will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see if you can handle the chaos!!!