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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7082
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • ZombieCraft LOL

    ZombieCraft LOL
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9636
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old zombies in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the zombies are so terrifying that they make the ones in Resident Evil look like cuddly kittens! Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the zombie apocalypse of epic proportions. Trust us, you’ll be screaming for more brains in no time!

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  • AnonCraft: The Mystery Server No One Can Remember, No. 197799535

    AnonCraft: The Mystery Server No One Can Remember, No. 197799535
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9275
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Votes: 6498 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderpenguin, a creature so rare and mysterious that even Notch himself hasn’t seen one. Will you be the first to capture this mythical beast and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get iyc!

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  • RagenSMP

    RagenSMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1692
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 662727
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Farms Harvested: 552 Votes: 7964
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java IP: ragensmp.vultam.host Bedrock IP: 193.70.77.53 Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/RcEFKwx2

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  • FoxSpirit -.Auctions Clans New Year’s atmosphere Minecraft server

    FoxSpirit -.Auctions Clans New Year’s atmosphere Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 763
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5563 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Emeralds Found: 5682
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 324 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has the newest version of Minecraft installed, there are also Clans Auctions Safe transactions, a balanced economy and cozy spawn

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  • Bucket of Fun! 1.20.6! SMP, McMMO, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments!

    Bucket of Fun! 1.20.6! SMP, McMMO, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Potions Brewed: 89 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 New Chunks Explored: 272725
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    JustBucket <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lindsey-jenkins/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to JustBucket Minecraft Server!

    A Home for Every Player:

    At JustBucket, we pride ourselves on fostering an active and friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, you’ll feel right at home here. Our dedicated staff ensures that everyone feels welcome and valued, creating an environment where friendships are formed and adventures are shared.

    Endless Possibilities:

    With many ranks and positions available, there’s always room for growth and advancement on our server. Whether you’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or a savvy entrepreneur, there’s a place for you at JustBucket. Rise through the ranks, take on leadership roles, and make your mark in our vibrant community.

    Unparalleled Gameplay:

    Say goodbye to lag and hello to seamless gameplay! Our server runs 24/7 with zero lag, ensuring that you can immerse yourself in the Minecraft experience without any interruptions. Choose between classic survival gameplay or embark on a Skyblock adventure—the choice is yours!

    Economy and Beyond:

    At JustBucket, we’ve put a special focus on the economy aspect of Minecraft. Trade with fellow players, set up your own shops that operate around the clock, and participate in jobs and tournaments to earn in-game currency. With your hard-earned money, you can purchase blocks, items, fly time, claim blocks, and so much more. The possibilities are endless!

    Constant Evolution:

    We’re committed to providing our players with the best experience possible, which is why we’re always updating and expanding our server. From exciting new features to thrilling events, there’s always something fresh and exciting happening at JustBucket. Join us as we continue to push the boundaries of what’s possible within the Minecraft world!

    Join the Adventure:

    Ready to embark on your next Minecraft adventure? Join us on JustBucket Minecraft Server today! Our server is cross-platform, meaning both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly. Simply use the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best, and if you’re on the Bedrock version, remember to use port 25566.

    For more information and to join our thriving community, hop on our Discord server here.

    At JustBucket, we’re not just a server—we’re a family. Come be a part of something special. See you in the game!

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4566
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

    Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

    So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

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  • Crafty Nerds & Smug Brats Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nerds & Smug Brats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the nerds have the bratty fang and the brats don’t know what hit them! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • DecimalSmp

    DecimalSmp
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5736
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Decimal SMP is a vibrant and ever-evolving semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a blend of classic survival gameplay with the added excitement of community-driven events and lore. With a focus on quality-of-life improvements, it provides both new and seasoned players a welcoming environment to craft their stories, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or a team player, Decimal SMP promises a unique and engaging experience with every login

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  • BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities

    BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 9206
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 New Chunks Explored: 758147
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlissSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name BlissSMP
    Plugins 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience
    Player Limit 15 active players
    Server Type Vanilla

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the BlissSMP server?

    You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.

    2. How many plugins does the server have?

    The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.

    3. What is the player limit on BlissSMP?

    The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.

    4. Is BlissSMP currently accepting applications?

    BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!

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  • Blocky Fantasy Fun

    Blocky Fantasy Fun
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 6379
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ores Mined: 6460 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Mitsuba shows up out of nowhere and challenges you to a build-off. Are you up for the challenge? Of course you are, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Scratch Tickets, fashion items, and item codes await you at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the NGS Damage Calculator. It’s like having a cheat code for building the ultimate fortress.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few enemy stats, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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