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  • BarJokez Minecraft SMP

    BarJokez Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

    And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InsultCraft – Says What?!

    InsultCraft – Says What?!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

    also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoliathMC

    GoliathMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    GoliathMC currently consists of 1x SkyBlock server, 1x Events server, and 1x Hub Server. This network was created to be a chill environment where people could hang out, enjoy playing the server, without a ton of toxicity from the regular competitive skyblock scene. We try our best to have as much community involvement as we can, and as such try and run global events once a month.

    The whole network has been custom coded by AMinecraftDev (the owner), to allow for maximum performance, and customization, as well as providing a clean and fun network to play.

    The SkyBlock Realm features: Pets, Crates, Boosters, Custom Enchants, Spawners, Farming, Scrolls, Kits, Tokens, Player WorldEdit, Titles, Custom Island Core, and much more.

    play.goliathmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Imprisoned

    Imprisoned

    New Minecraft Servers

    IMPRISONED – SEASON 1.0

    Season 1.0 is our first ever try at releasing a prison server and we hope it is an enjoyable experience for everyone! Some key features of this season: Mines A-Z Prestiges 1-5 Donator Mines and Kits Player shops Voteparty Drugs Tree Farms Tokens Enchants Plots PVP Arena

    51.161.84.226:25629

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WallHem Minecraft server

    WallHem Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❗❗❗ WallHem – The right choice ❗❗❗

    ✅ IP: mc.wallhem.ru

    ⭐ CASE DRAW!

    ⭐ Cool /kit start and daily rewards!

    ⭐ Frequent and interesting Events!

    ⭐ High online and responsive technical support!

    ⚡ Survival – survive, build, buy and develop for your own pleasure!

    ⚡SkyBlock – create your own island and live alone or call a friend, develop, build, reach the top level, bargain with players, get a job!

    ⚡ Anarchy – create clans, unite to grief other people’s bases, because we allow this!

    ❤️ Kind admins

    ❤️ Many players

    ❤️ Honest donation

    ❤️ No lags

    ❤️ Cool server

    mc.wallhem.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP