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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6059 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 323350 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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