TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3355
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Zombie Dances:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	663
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

Minecraft server: /gbvsg/ – Mineblue Fantasy Versus

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, we weren’t even at Evo edition! RIP to our guys who couldn’t handle the epicness. Join us for crazy tournaments like the SilentOne tourney where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t miss out on our NA Tourneys where the competition is so fierce, players have been known to duel with enchanted pickaxes. Plus, we have an (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can battle it out with other players using only your wits and crafting skills. And did we mention the upcoming DLC featuring Versusia at Evo?!? So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a blocky battle royale?

HookieCraft Color Wars

bullying, Camp, child development, color, Competition, DAUGHTER, difficult people, discipline, facing fears, family dynamics, Field day, HookieCraft, mother-in-law disagreements, parenting, parenting advice, sports, Sportsmanship, standing up for oneself, summer camp, teaching resilience, teamwork, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	513350

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach valuable life lessons through the power of pixelated blocks! Join us for our epic “color war” event, where you can show off your building skills and dominate the competition!

Are you afraid of facing tough challenges? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Just like the daughter in the story, you’ll learn to stand up to bullies and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but that’s part of the fun)!

So come on, join our server and show those sore losers who’s boss! And remember, if anyone is treating you unkindly, just go to an admin – we’ve got a zero-tolerance policy for pixelated bullies. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together – because in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible (even life lessons disguised as fun)!

PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Enchantments Applied:	63
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Armor Forged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

So, like, u should totally join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually sing Taylor Swift songs. And, like, the creepers here are, like, super chill and just wanna give u hugs instead of blowing u up. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. It’s like a magical fairy tale land, but with more explosions and less unicorns. So, like, come join us and let’s build a castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

FunnyCraFT come to us [1.8-1.14] ⇦ Minecraft server

Armor of Zeus, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Cases, Casino, Clans, cs:go, Deathrun, Drugs, Egg wars, Eggwars, Hide and seek, Hideandseek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Skills, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, speedbuilders, Spleef, TheLab, TNT Run, Tnttag, trampolines, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

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