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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6696	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	9255	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

» Skyblock » IRL Money Rewards » Custom Features » Active Staff

mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	6047

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best mothers, caring mothers, compassionate mothers, devoted mothers, loving mothers, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommaCraft, mother figures, Motherhood, motherly bond, motherly care, motherly guidance, motherly instincts, motherly intuition, motherly love, motherly qualities, motherly support, nurturing women, parenting, protective mothers, Server, strongest women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	218
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old debate of which country has the best mothers! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey to find out who truly reigns supreme in the world of maternal instincts.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will put your maternal skills to the test. From changing virtual diapers to soothing pixelated tantrums, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the winner of our ultimate motherhood competition will receive a virtual crown and be hailed as the Mother of All Minecrafters. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your rightful place on the throne?

So come on down to our server and show off your maternal prowess. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for virtual parenting that you never knew you had. Join us today and let the motherly madness begin!

Terry’s Block Party Minecraft Server

assault, backstory, BLOCK, Character, Cum, Fan art, fan favorite, Fatal Fury, fighting games, horny, iconic, king of fighters, Legendary, Masturbation, Minecraft, Moveset, Party, Protagonist, Server, sexy man, snk, snk heroines, terry bogard, Terrys, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, our server is so hot, it’ll make you as horny for Terry Bogard as the person in this post! We’ve got all the Terry Bogard skins you could ever dream of, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be assaulting your enemies like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the world of KoF. We’ve got custom quests where you can learn all about Terry Bogard and his epic moves. And don’t even get me started on our pixel art competitions – you’ll be cumming with joy at the masterpieces our players create.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to be obsessed with Terry Bogard like never before. Just be sure to take breaks to eat and sleep, we don’t want you passing out from too much excitement!

BlockbusterBinge

all-time favorite, Annual, Beloved, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go to, memorable, Movie, must watch, mustsee, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, tradition, yearly

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Do you love watching movies so much that you wish you could live in them? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building your own movie set and reenacting your favorite scenes with your friends. Want to be a wizard at Hogwarts? Done. Want to fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is like a new blockbuster movie! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

DonkeyPredatorCraft

animal, animation, bite force, comedy, crush bone, Donkey, DonkeyPredatorCraft, DreamWorks, FANTASY, fictional character, front-facing eyes, Humorous, iconic, movie character, pop culture, predator, quirky, Scary, Shrek donkey, talking animal, Unique

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	199	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where shrek’s donkey is a predator with front-facing eyes and a bone-crushing bite force! watch out for the donkey as you mine and build, he might just sneak up on you and take you down with his deadly donkey powers. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take down the donkey and become the ultimate minecraft champion. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Yume Network

Adventure, Bank, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchant, Dungeon, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Land Claim, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, RPG, skill, Skyblock, slime fun, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8012
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5326
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Hello, welcome to yume network. Let’s have fun together here! We currently only have 1 gamemode and later there will be slime fun Survival Mix : 1. Economy 2. Land Claim 3. Custom Enchant 4. Dungeon 5. Bank 6. Skill 7. Quest and many more Hurry up and join IP : play.yumenetwork.xyz Join discord of : https://dsc.gg/yume-network

play.yumenetwork.xyz

Eg Lifesteal Smp

#exciting, Battles, Combat, dynamic, Economy, eg, Experience, health, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

The EG Lifesteal SMP Server in Minecraft is a unique multiplayer survival experience that sets itself apart with its exciting lifesteal mechanics. On this server, players engage in thrilling PvP (player versus player) battles where defeating an opponent allows you to steal their health, effectively increasing your own. This lifesteal dynamic adds a strategic layer to combat, making every encounter more intense and rewarding.

Eg.mcserver.io:25577

Mining for Trouble in this Small, Modded Survival Mess

allow, Builders, capabilities, Community, Discord, Fun, goals, Join, Mess, miners, Mining, mod making, Modded, Mods, Play, pvpers, Reach, resource pack, rules, Server, Small, Survival, Testing, Trouble, update, Worldedit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mines Excavated:	2528	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Mining Pack Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Mining Pack, a small modded Minecraft server that caters to miners, builders, pvpers, and others to reach their goals. It is modded with 2 mods, Mining Pack, and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Server Capacity	5 PEOPLE ONLY CAN JOIN
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We allow most people to join, unless there are specific restrictions in place.
What mods are included in the server?	The server is modded with Mining Pack and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there may be a lot of PvPing happening on the server.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, comparison, desire, envy, Frustration, hair, hair envy, hair envy jokes, hair envy memes, hair envy quotes, hair envy struggles, hair goals, hair inspiration, hair problems, hair struggles, HairCraft, Jealousy, Long hair, Minecraft, Server, short hair, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	141594
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3259
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?