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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Limitless

    Limitless

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    Limitlessmc-  minecraft your server

    *Limitlesss is your new Hardcore towny style with slimefun and elitemob.*

    We have the following features:

    – A nice community

    – Slimefun plus addons to Slimefun

    – No lags

    – Claim System

    – Towns, nations, alliances

    – Crates

    – Vote system coming soon

    – Elitemob is a choice if u want to do

    – RandomTP

    – money

    – skills system

    -hardcore lives 3 to start can buy and sell lives

    -nice spawn

    And much more…

    We would be happy if you come and visit us!

    *IP: limitless.secure.pebble.host BR: 144.217.39.25 port 8187

    Version: 1.18.2 (Java and Bedrock)

    Join our discord to be up to date with server

    Discord:https://discord.gg/KFdrp

    144.217.39.25

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  • Adriftus Content

    Adriftus Content

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    Join us in your own adventure. This towny server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Custom guilds, jobs, and an experience like you’ve never had. With direct communication with our devs, you can request any feature or job that you would like.

    play.adriftus.net

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  • DeathRate.net

    DeathRate.net

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    DEATHRATE.NET 1.18.2 FULL ANARCHY SERVER /TPA /HOME /SPAWN ENABLED – NO GRIEF PROTECTION. NO RULES. NO BANS. NO OPS. JUST HOT GIRLS..

    DeathRate.net

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  • Geomc- towny mc

    Geomc- towny mc

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    GeoMC is a Towny Minecraft Server based off of the real world and their countries. We feature:

    Custom 1:500 version of the world mapQuality of Life PluginsTowny/Towny ResourcesMythical RacesCustom Itemsand More!

    Coming soon:DungeonsLeveling in Seperate Realm

    Join Today!

    play.geomc.org

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  • Elemental_Craft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun Minecraft server

    Elemental_Craft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “ElementalCraft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ElementalCraft.big-mc.ru

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  • Asylum

    Asylum

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    Enhanced gameplay with 30+ Plugins. Factions plugin allows land claiming and playing with friends. MCMMO for leveling up skills and specialized abilities. Both player run economy and server shops. Buy/sell items using the shop plugin. Mob-catching plugin. Active discord community with voice chat and dailies for in-game perks. Multi-world with Quarry World to keep the main world grief-free. Essential commands including /homes, /tpa, and /back. Enforced rules to keep things fair and fun! Check us out at discord.gg/asylumserver

    mc.asylumserver.com:26145

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  • Townys Delight

    Townys Delight

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    Hello! This is a very early 1.18.1 Towny Server. A lot of features are buggy and straight up missing, such as jobs. However we’re actively working to fix these things and add back all the features you could want! Anything from Custom Enchantments, Custom Crafting to Minigames and a Creative world are being added as soon as the plugins we used for our 1.17 version of the server are up to date. Everything is ready to go, we just need the updated plugin!

    play.TownysDelight.net

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  • Stormsmp

    Stormsmp

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    Welcome to StormSMP,We’re a friendly community-based minecraft server, Server is semi-vanilla and support clients from 1.8 to 1.19.

    IP: stormsmp.mcplay.eu

    stormsmp.mcplay.eu

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  • ❄️ MineWell | NEW ANARCHY | VANILLA WORLD 🌟 Minecraft server

    ❄️ MineWell | NEW ANARCHY | VANILLA WORLD 🌟 Minecraft server

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    ⚔️MineWell is a new, completely unique anarchy server project for Minecraft BE! – The very first players stated that these servers are truly unique and comfortable for general play, but what do you think?IP: minewell.ru Port: 19132Version (1.20-1.20.x)

    minewell.ru:19132

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