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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • Null .. Danilla Minecraft server

    Null .. Danilla Minecraft server

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    beautiful server!

    eurasianlinnet.aternos.host:24198

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  • Opal Oasis

    Opal Oasis

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    Server IP: opaloasis.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/dZvUmxrFJ2

    Opal Oasis is a social, fun, and semi-vanilla survival server. We have a really awesome community, that we’d love for you to be a part of. We run on 1.20, but you can join on any version!

    opaloasis.apexmc.co

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  • 123MC – All the Mods 8 Anarchy

    123MC – All the Mods 8 Anarchy

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    All the Mods 8 – Anarchy Server Everyone welcome PVP / PVE / Base Raiding / No Claims Come build, destroy, kill discord.gg/fDzJuy9GRD play.123mc.net

    play.123mc.net

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  • DeymosGrief.-. vk.com/deymosgrief Minecraft server

    DeymosGrief.-.  vk.com/deymosgrief Minecraft server

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    Server owner “DeymosGrief .-. vk.comdeymosgrief” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    play.deymosgrief.fun

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  • Colonial Mc

    Colonial Mc

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    1.18.2+ Earth Survival Minecraft Server (bedrock compatible) with Factions, Custom Enchants and Economy where you can claim land for your faction, acquire the best custom enchants, or go to war! Bedrock port is 25581. (actual brianrot)

    mc.colonialcraft.uk

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  • The Elseworlds

    The Elseworlds

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    ELSEWORLDS 1.19.2 Required! This is an All the Mods 8 Minecraft Server which takes the form of an SMP, with a large world to explore and have fun, build and make new friends! I only ask you are respectful to all other players, please do not grief! And do not attack players unless they give the permission to do so! I am looking to make a safe space for players to feel welcome and at home! Staff Recruitment is also going on to get a strong foundation for the server to thrive! Hope to see you there!!

    146.59.138.71:25592

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  • BlackHole Minecraft server

    BlackHole Minecraft server

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    The server is under development!

    blackhole.mclan.ru

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  • stealsmp

    stealsmp

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    Join the ultimate Minecraft survival multiplayer server at discord.gg/stealsmp! Our LifeSteal SMP is packed with thrilling PvP battles and challenging dungeons that house formidable bosses. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure! Join now and experience the best survival multiplayer gaming has to offer.

    play.stealsmp.net

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  • RebellionSMP

    RebellionSMP

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    Hey! Interested in joining my 1.19.2 SMP? Its modded, with conveniance mods+origins, and new mobs and structures! Also have combat mods, like player tracking compasses, TPA, and anticombat log! Sorta a mix of Better Minecraft + Origins SMP + Anarchy. Anything goes, kill anyone, steal from anyone, build anything. Recently reset too, so you wont be too behind the older members! If you are interested, join our Discord here: discord.gg/e2EVnGqH I look forward to seeing you guys on the server! -Danny

    51.222.244.76:25708

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  • SURVIVAL •| DGMINE |• MINECRAFT Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL •|  DGMINE |• MINECRAFT Minecraft server

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    DGmine – A unique server with many Survival functions! Administrators wish only good luck in our project!

    dgmine.mc-serv.fun:19132

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