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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP
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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌
First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)
💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?
Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️
And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!
Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡
So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!
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So, like, have you ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server that is so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!
Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle on a floating island, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or maybe you’re exploring a deep cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride dolphins through a giant lava maze while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place in a giant arena filled with bouncing slime blocks.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that the last captive orca in Latin America is being held prisoner in our virtual ocean, waiting for brave players to set it free.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Endless Land of Isles! No Square Brackets, Just Good Vibes!

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Welcome to Infinity Isles!
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Who Are We?
Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun, while maintaining the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!

What makes us stand out?
• Semi Vanilla with quality of life plugins • Whitelisted server for a mature community • Hosted on the East US coast for good connection • Player-run shopping district • Bi-weekly events with prizes • Resource worlds for gathering materials • Non pay-to-win donation perks • Friendly staff and active Discord community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we review every application to ensure a quality community.
What version is the server on?	We have recently expanded to 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	We have resource worlds, a player-run shopping district, and non pay-to-win donation perks.
How often are events held?	We hold bi-weekly events with prizes and have additional off-schedule events.
Can I donate to the server?	Yes, donation perks are non pay-to-win and help improve server performance.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, we have an active Discord server with channels and voice chats for our community.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret jungle edition that is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across. From dancing pandas to singing parrots, this jungle edition will keep you on your toes!
2. Demo Days are the best days on our server. We have demos of new features that will blow your mind. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
3. It’s Over for boring Minecraft servers. We have taken the game to a whole new level of insanity. Get ready for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.
4. Our AGDG resources are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. From mind-bending puzzles to gravity-defying builds, you’ll be amazed at the creativity of our players.
5. Need help navigating the server? Don’t worry, we have helpful links to guide you through the madness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, you’ll find everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about that BBW love! Why settle for skinny pixelated characters when you can have some thicc Minecraft babes to keep you company?
Join our SMP for a chance to build your very own BBW palace, complete with a buffet of virtual snacks and a dance floor that never stops bumping. But be warned, the competition for the best BBW build is fierce, and you’ll have to fend off rival players who will stop at nothing to claim the title of BBW King or Queen.
So if you’re ready to get your hands dirty (and maybe a little greasy from all those virtual snacks), come join us on our server and let the BBW love flow! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

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HonkCraft: Sheriff Showdown
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story…
Imagine a world where every time you try to mine for diamonds, a herd of angry pigs comes charging at you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server! But wait, there’s more…
We have a special event where players have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The catch? The statue has to lay eggs every hour on the hour, or else the chicken comes to life and starts wreaking havoc on the server!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually amazing dancers. Join our server and see if you can survive the dance-off of a lifetime!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding pigs.

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HappyCraft Jams
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you blockheads out there!
Join us and you’ll be serenaded by a choir of singing creepers, dancing pigs, and even a DJ skeleton spinning some sick beats. Our happy songs will have you grooving while you mine, build, and battle your way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the Blocktopus!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happy songs and outrageous adventures begin!

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FloodCraft Minecraft Server
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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. like, we got so much water, u gonna think u in da middle of a flood. but don’t worry, we got u covered with boats and floaties for days.
come build ur own ark and sail through da streets of our flooded city. make sure to bring ur snorkel and flippers, cuz u gonna be swimmin’ errywhere.
we even got a special event where u gotta rescue all da animals trapped in da flood. save dem all and u might just earn a special pet to keep in ur virtual house.
so come on down to our server and experience da wettest, wildest adventure of ur Minecraft life. just don’t forget ur umbrella, cuz it’s gonna be rainin’ blocks up in here.

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CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone
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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”
so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!

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DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla SMP – LGBTQ+ Friendly – Whitelist

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Server Information

Established	2018
Season	Season 12 (2nd August)
Server Location	North America
Current Members	350 server members, 550 in total

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and events
Pokemon channel

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons to bridge main seasons, lasting around a month. Previous mini seasons included Vault Hunters modpack.

How to Apply

Join our Discord and read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket. Apply here.

Discord

Our server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on Discord is required for whitelisting on the server.

Spawn Images

View images of spawn from previous seasons here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions in #waitlist-form.
What is the server economy like?	We have a diamond economy with no shop plugins.
Are events organized on the server?	Yes, we have organized events such as Dragon Fights.
Do you have anti-Xray measures in place?	Yes, we have anti-Xray plugins and Ledger for inspection.

Flirty Girl Minecraft Server
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Tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can flirt with as many virtual men as you want without any consequences! Who needs real relationships when you can have a pixelated harem at your fingertips? Plus, our college-themed server is filled with wild parties and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

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