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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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TyrannyCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, United Kingdom, Crisis, Minecraft, global affairs

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, imagine a world where you can, like, build whatever you want and, like, fight off zombies and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community, man. everyone is so chill and funny, you’ll be cracking up all day long. and, like, the admins are, like, super cool and always hosting crazy events. one time, they turned the whole world upside down just for fun. it was, like, mind-blowing, bro.

and, like, the best part is the secret underground base where all the legendary loot is hidden. you gotta be, like, a master explorer to find it, but trust me, it’s totally worth it. one time, i found a diamond sword that shoots lasers. it was, like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, out of this world, come join us. we won’t cave to ‘threats and tyranny’, just epic adventures and endless laughs. it’s gonna be a ‘disaster for everyone’ who misses out, bro.

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PeaceCraftUkraine

Political, Peace, sacrifice, Government, Négotiation

come join our minecraft server for epic fun and chaos! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our diamond mines are filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast your enemies. our server is so lit, even Zelenskiy said he would give up his presidency just to play here.

don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. join now and become a legend in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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Aliens Take Me To Your Leader

Diplomacy, outer space, first contact, Earth, aliens

Yo, imagine if aliens pulled up to Earth and were like “yo, take me to your leader.” Bro, we would be so screwed! But don’t worry, on this server, we got your back. We got a secret bunker full of diamond armor and enchanted weapons ready to take on any extraterrestrial threat. Join us and become part of the intergalactic resistance squad! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who can do the moonwalk. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show those aliens who’s boss!

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Pixel Love Connection

health status, gender differences, Message, dating preferences, social cues

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE NON-SMOKERS GET ALL DA VIDEO CHAT INVITES CUZ THEY SO HEALTHY AND SEXY. MEN BE SLIDIN INTO DMs LIKE CRAZY, WOMEN BE PLAYIN HARD TO GET. AND IF YOU VAXXED, YOU GONNA BE MEETIN UP IRL MORE OFTEN. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME BLOCKY FRIENDS ALONG DA WAY! #BLOCKLIFE #MINECRAFTLOVE

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Go

Challenges, PvE, THRIVING, Empire, Cross-Play

Looking for an exciting new SkyBlock & Prison experience? Our server brings the best of both worlds—grind your way through the ranks in Prison, or build your ultimate island empire in SkyBlock. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a thriving community, there’s always something to do. Whether you’re mining your way to riches or expanding your floating kingdom, adventure awaits. Join now and start your journey!

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Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

Minecraft Server Overview
One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!Ultra-Hardcore mining for 290 weeks in a row.Sundays at 11CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 251 weeks now.Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out.Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro / Direct IP: 108.181.90.14:26998

Minecraft Server Overview

One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE!Ultra-Hardcore mining for 290 weeks in a row.Sundays at 11CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 251 weeks now.Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out.Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro / Direct IP: 108.181.90.14:26998

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Minecraft server?	The goal is to stay alive and earn as many points as possible by staying alive and earning experience points.
How often does the Sunday competition take place?	The weekly Sunday competition takes place at 11CT.
How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?	You can earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Are there any special events or competitions on the server?	Yes, there is a special Team Competition on Sundays, which has been going on for 251 weeks.
What are some of the server rules?	Play fair and friendly, do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various enhancements and challenges in the game, such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, skeletons with enhancements, and more.
Is Discord used for communication on the server?	Yes, there is a Discord channel for server communication. You can join using the invite link provided.

Whispering Echoes 1.20.5

Echoes, coworker behavior, relationship, relationship advice, Valentines

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this poor anon! Our server is a place where you can be yourself and not worry about putting yourself out there. No need to man up or deal with nosy coworkers asking about your love life. Just come on in, build some crazy stuff, and have a good time with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with people’s unwanted advice. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, 7-night minimum stay, destination wedding, unknowns, flights

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream wedding without any interference from in-laws or step-parents!

On our server, you can choose any date you want for your virtual wedding, without worrying about exams, peak season costs, or any other real-world issues. Plus, you can customize your venue to be as extravagant or as simple as you desire, without any minimum stay requirements!

So, why deal with all the stress and drama when you can just log on to our server and have the wedding of your dreams? Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience!

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CraftyChickens: No Girls Allowed!

dirty dishes, bad hygiene, CraftyChickens, patronizing, mouse waste

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my pal’s dating life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists.

Just like my pal, this server has its ups and downs. One minute you’ll be living in a pristine mansion, the next you’ll be surrounded by chaos and filth. But hey, that’s the fun of it!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on drama and unpredictability. From mysterious disappearances to bizarre cleaning habits, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy adventure instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

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