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BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9142
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	682
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	116
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	162
New Chunks Explored:	504319	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!