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CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8285	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Stop Thinking About Class Warfare Minecraft SMP

Anon, Class, class warfare, heckin, long tail tags, Minecraft, right now, smp, STOP, stop thinking, tags, thinking, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just trying to one-up each other with their fancy builds and diamond armor? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that only the bravest of players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond throne hidden somewhere in the depths of the base, just waiting for someone to claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. And remember, on our server, the only class warfare you’ll be thinking about is which class of potion to brew next!

Why Did He Do It Anons? I Ant He Himself Part of Burgeoise Minecraft SMP

actions, Analysis, Anons, Ant, Behavior, Burgeoise, Class, confusion, decision, Do it, himself, interrogation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, part, perplexing, Psychology, Questioning, smp, society, speculation, why

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship. Will you join their cause or fight against them? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies. And if that’s not enough, our resident cat lady has trained her army of felines to steal your precious loot when you least expect it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	174
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Top Anarchy server

45.93.200.11:25579

Fun Class Minecraft SMP

ACADEMIC, activities, Class, Classroom, education, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, extracurricular, favorite class, Fun, fun class, Interactive, learning, memorable, Minecraft, most fun, Participation, School, smp, Social, STUDENT, study, Teacher

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8554
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a miner or a builder? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic classes you’ve ever seen! Want to be a wizard who can shoot fireballs from their hands? Done. How about a ninja who can teleport behind their enemies and strike with deadly precision? We got you covered. And let’s not forget about the class that can turn into a giant chicken and lay explosive eggs on their enemies! Join us now and discover which class is the most fun – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

champions league, Class, Cristiano Ronaldo, european football, football, Gareth Bale, isco, Karim Benzema, Keylor Navas, la liga, Luka Modric, Madrids, marcelo, Master, master class, Minecraft, real, real madrid, Santiago Bernabeu, Sergio Ramos, smp, Soccer, spanish football, Sportsmanship, Toni Kroos, zinedine zidane

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	703
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	463395
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

agricultural waste, alternative fuel, Aviation (Industry), biofuel, carbon emissions, cleaner fuel, Corn, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fuel, Fun, green energy, Jet, jet engines, lignin-based jet fuel, renewable energy, renewable resources, sustainable aviation fuels, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable jet fuel, sustainable technology, US scientists

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mines Excavated:	2454
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

Int, lol, long tail, Maxes, Minecraft, Server, tags, xhe

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	651	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

impact wrestling, LEE, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Special, tna, tna impact, TNA Lee, TNA Lee impact, TNA Lee roster, TNA Lee special., TNA Lee superstar, TNA Lee talent, TNA Lee wrestler, TNA Lee wrestling, TNA roster, TNA special, TNA superstar, TNA talent, wrestling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	1658
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	5722
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4825
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	7019	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	3812
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Enchantments Applied:	173
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!