🍆💦Class room of the elit Minecraft Servers

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	812
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3763
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	5

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	759
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Void Gems Collected:	28

Secret Class room of the elit Minecraft Servers

HateCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyBetrayal

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NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

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CraftyJohnny1000

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KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCureDepressions

Stats November 22, 2024

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	789409	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4756
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3