Class Of '09 Merchandise MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

salvation, Yurifaggotry, Class of ’09, Pirate, Steam

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

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SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

SMPocalypse, Enigma, puzzle, occurrence, confusion

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

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CookingCraft Minecraft Server

taking care of yard, CookingCraft, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, cleaning up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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Momma’s Ashes Adventure

relationship, Caretaker, mom’s ashes, Visit, viewing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!

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SkillzMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

talent acquisition, SkillzMaster420, mastering talents, personal growth, talent mastery

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly master the art of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Imagine walking through a world where every corner you turn, there’s a majestic statue of you flexing your muscles or striking a pose like a supermodel.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the ability to tame and ride dragons. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about riding boring old horses or pigs, now you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player on our server gets their own personal army of loyal minions to do their bidding. Need someone to mine for diamonds for you? No problem, just send your minions out and watch as they bring back stacks of precious gems for you to hoard.

So come join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

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CraftyCampusLife

learning to be independent, adapting to new environment, CraftyCampusLife, college life, personal growth

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is like moving out for college for the first time – except instead of boring lectures and questionable dining hall food, you’ll be greeted with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, battling dragons, and befriending villagers who may or may not be secretly plotting to take over the server. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting place to spend your virtual college years.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags, say goodbye to your old server, and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe – you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation!

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AsylumCraft Minecraft Server

Xenophobia, rioters, PROTESTS, UK disorder, asylum seekers

come join our minecraft server where the only rioting you’ll see is when the creepers blow up your house! we promise no asylum seekers will be harmed in the making of this server, just lots of fun and chaos! build your dream world and watch it get destroyed by your friends, just like in real life! join now for a riotous good time!

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SkyCraft: Ukraine Edition

Ukrainian military, defense industry, Defense, defense technology, Ukraine

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is deploying german skynex air defense systems to protect against creepers and zombies! we got u covered with the best defense systems to keep u safe while u mine and build ur epic creations.

our server is so lit that even herobrine is scared to step foot in our world. we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make u feel like a god in the minecraft universe.

join us now and be part of the most epic battles against the mobs and other players. build ur own castle and defend it with the power of the skynex air defense systems. trust us, u won’t regret joining this insane server where anything is possible.

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AwkwardDanceTeachersLaughing

school activities, after school dances, staff bonding, Private, school staff

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the teachers from school go after their dances to, like, laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird stuff they just saw. it’s like a secret club where they can let loose and be themselves without worrying about what the students think. Join this server if you want to see your teachers in a whole new light, cracking jokes and having a blast after a long day of dealing with us crazy kids. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy stories they’ll share about their time in the classroom? It’s like a behind-the-scenes look at the secret lives of teachers, and it’s all happening on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Come join the fun and see what really goes down after the school dances!

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LiverToxicCraft

liver health risks, liver toxicity, Liver Support, toxic substances, liver care

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just feel like u need a little extra liver toxicity in ur life? well boi do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we consume all the herbal products that are potentially toxic to our livers!

we got clinicians on standby to make sure u don’t die from these unregulated products, but where’s the fun in that, amirite? come on down and see if u can survive the ultimate liver challenge! who needs a healthy liver anyway when u can have a lit minecraft server like this? join now for a liver-licious time!

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