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Elon’s Data Breach: Blocky Lawsuits
Are you tired of Elon Musk snooping around in your data like a nosy neighbor? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Elon policy! That’s right, no more worrying about your personal information being mined for his next space expedition. Join us and let’s show Elon who’s boss by building pixelated replicas of his rockets and launching them into the virtual abyss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret codes to access his hidden underground lair where he keeps all his meme stash. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down the data-mining overlord, one block at a time! -
MeatMysteryCraft
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? well, buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
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AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials
so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!
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CraftyAidHustlers
so liek, u kno how u play mincraft and u just want sum crazzy server to join? well dis server is da bomb dot com. we got UNRWA staff stealin and sellin stuff, like what even? it’s like a black market up in here. but dont worry, we got u covered with all da humanitarian aid u need. join now and be part of da madness, u wont regret it. #crazzyserver #UNRWAstaff #minecraftmadness -
TowelSwapCraft
so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.
so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.
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GutCraft: Chemo Brain Edition
chemo-induced cognitive decline, gut microbiome disruption, chemotherapy side effects, cancer patients, gut healthlolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da wacky world of gut microbiome and chemo-induced cognitive decline!!! u can build ur own chemo treatment center and battle zombie cells with ur trusty gut bacteria sidekicks!!!we got crazy quests like finding da magical probiotic potion to boost ur brain power and fight off inflammation!!! team up with other players to create da ultimate gut microbiome army and conquer da cancerous beasts in da land!!!
so join now and let’s embark on dis wild adventure together!!! who knew saving da world could be so fun and educational at da same time?!? 🤪🧠🦠🚀
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Realmfall | RP 📚 | Classes ⚔️ | Nations 👥 | Events ✨
Welcome to Realmfall, a NEW and challenging roleplay server set in a 24k by 24k world shrouded in perpetual darkness. When the sun vanished from the sky, a relentless horde of monsters emerged, plunging the land into chaos. Survival is not just a test of strength but a test of wits and strategy.Features:
- MMOCore: Choose from a growing variety of classes, each with unique skills and abilities. Level up and customize your character to survive the unforgiving darkness.
Quests: Embark on thrilling quests that will test your bravery and decision-making. Discover the secrets behind the eternal night and fight back against the monstrous invasion.
Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where resources are scarce and highly valuable. Trade wisely, manage your wealth, and strive for prosperity in a world where every coin counts.
Nations: Form or join powerful nations to band together with other players. Collaborate to build strongholds, protect your people, and conquer the darkness as a unified force.
Gameplay:Dive into an immersive roleplaying experience where danger lurks around every corner. The darkness is your enemy, and only through cooperation, strategy, and sheer will can you hope to survive. Will you rise as a hero, lead your nation to glory, or succumb to the overwhelming forces of the night?
Join us at Realmfall and prove your worth in a world where only the strongest prevail.
discord.gg/realmfall
play.realmfall.net
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Smart Cookies? More like Crumbled Crackers SMP!
Smart Cookies SMP Overview
Features Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide Stackable items Extensive story to keep you entertained Custom generated terrain We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!
If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
FAQ:
Question Answer How can I join the Smart Cookies SMP? To join, please click the discord link provided and follow the instructions in the server. Are there any rules I need to follow? Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all members. These rules are outlined in the discord server. Can I form my own guild or join an existing one? Absolutely! You are free to either form your own guild or join one that already exists within the Smart Cookies SMP community. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed within certain areas designated for combat. Please refer to the rules for more information on PvP guidelines. -
QuestCraft Server
Are you tired of boring quests that make no sense and leave you feeling frustrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our quests are so outrageous, you’ll need a guide just to survive! Forget about missing out on half the fun, our quests are packed with IMPORTANT NOTES in red, warning you about all the crazy things you need to do to progress. Don’t say the wrong thing, don’t kill the boss too soon, and for the love of blocks, loot that item NOW or face the consequences! Join us for a wild adventure like no other, where the only thing crazier than the quests are the players themselves! -
CraftyRookie Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join us for the best virtual experience of your life, where Eris has the best pixelated tits and body, Silphy has legs for days, and Roxy is known for giving the best virtual…um, hugs! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!