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Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7894
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mines Excavated:	2604
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
New Chunks Explored:	585090	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8171	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Stop Thinking About Class Warfare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just trying to one-up each other with their fancy builds and diamond armor? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that only the bravest of players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond throne hidden somewhere in the depths of the base, just waiting for someone to claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. And remember, on our server, the only class warfare you’ll be thinking about is which class of potion to brew next!

Why Did He Do It Anons? I Ant He Himself Part of Burgeoise Minecraft SMP

actions, Analysis, Anons, Ant, Behavior, Burgeoise, Class, confusion, decision, Do it, himself, interrogation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, part, perplexing, Psychology, Questioning, smp, society, speculation, why

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship. Will you join their cause or fight against them? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies. And if that’s not enough, our resident cat lady has trained her army of felines to steal your precious loot when you least expect it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

UNDERGROUND ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Top Anarchy server

45.93.200.11:25579

Fun Class Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a miner or a builder? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic classes you’ve ever seen! Want to be a wizard who can shoot fireballs from their hands? Done. How about a ninja who can teleport behind their enemies and strike with deadly precision? We got you covered. And let’s not forget about the class that can turn into a giant chicken and lay explosive eggs on their enemies! Join us now and discover which class is the most fun – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

AQUA PE Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, AQUA PE, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, No Private, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3565
New Chunks Explored:	962335	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Vanilla Survival Server! Economy present

aqua-pe.ru:19133

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4412	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?