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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5397 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3927 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.